Uxbridge English Dictionary Page 6

What's a UKIP?

...this?

Nubile: fresh vitriol.

Lavatory: cockney desire for a conservative

Olfactory: former manufacturing base

Quote: Tim Azure @ September 29 2013, 7:12 PM BST

"Cockney!"

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Battle cry of the suffragette movement.

Fellate: the latest in the Fell movie franchise

Quote: Badge @ September 30 2013, 1:07 PM BST

Fellate: the latest in the Fell movie franchise

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Fellate: Consumed some comfort food after taking a tumble.

Wasa: Swedish space agency

Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 30 2013, 1:10 PM BST

Fellate: Consumed some comfort food after taking a tumble.

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Isn't that the actual definition?

Piccolo - Choose bathroom fittings.

Samsung: That's what happened after someone said: "Play it again Sam!"

Recommend: dither between destruction and repair.

Letterbox: what estate agents do in London.

Quote: Badge @ September 30 2013, 4:37 PM BST

Letterbox: what estate agents do in London.

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Your best yet.

Lampshades: to punch a pretentious twat in sunglasses

Approximate: a stand-in for a friend

Tom Cruise: Sail the short way around.

Remarkable: brand cattle again.