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I can't decide what to do today and have spent the last hour mulling it over, which I think means that deep down I just want to stay in bed all day and watch bad TV. Damn you, primitive brain!

Do it. That sounds like an excellent plan.

Naughty.

I'm definitely going out now - I've had enough of screaming children for the day. Look out, Culture! Here I come!

Ben is going to have some lunch and let his brain recover from the statistical analysis he's just been doing. :S

In a pub overheard a fussy person complain that their salt was too salty

Ben has slung some egg fried rice down his gullet and now lazing on the sofa. Heading to the gym soon though.

Quote: Ben @ September 29 2013, 2:17 PM BST

Ben is going to have some lunch and let his brain recover from the statistical analysis he's just been doing. :S

Yeah, this Fantasy Football lark can do your skull in. :D

Quote: Jennie @ September 29 2013, 11:59 AM BST

Stephen, wasn't it you who described having a full roast cooked for you a couple of weeks ago? If so, you have the best Sundays.

Jennie is going shopping for "smart-casual".

Jennie, if ever you find yourself in Yorkshire one Sunday, give me a call. You being a honourary daughter are welcome to join us at home or at the pub for a five star boozy Sunday dinner.

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 29 2013, 3:43 PM BST

Yeah, this Fantasy Football lark can do your skull in. :D

Laughing out loud

Now lounging on the bed. Need to cook up some chicken fillets for my work sandwiches. Because I'm worth it.

Quote: sootyj @ September 29 2013, 2:30 PM BST

In a pub overheard a fussy person complain that their salt was too salty

That is pretty extreme fussiness! Was the sugar also too sugary and the water too watery? :S

I'm currently trying not to fall asleep while reading the highway code. And have somehow just broken my glasses just while itching my nose. Damn.

Ouch broken glasses very annoying

I think its because it was sea salt

Whooahh! I'm really rolling now..! :D

Quote: Tuumble @ September 30 2013, 12:35 PM BST

Whooahh! I'm really rolling now..! :D

Son of a gun! We want pictures...! ;)

Quote: Harridan @ September 30 2013, 11:42 AM BST

That is pretty extreme fussiness! Was the sugar also too sugary and the water too watery? :S

Akin to my mother in law, who complained (not just to me or the rest of the people around the table, but to the waiting staff) that her chorizo and prawn risotto was "too fishy".

Quote: AndyGilder @ September 30 2013, 1:22 PM BST

chorizo

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