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I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,326

Quote: lofthouse @ September 27 2013, 6:44 PM BST

Britain is responsible for many great things

But "newspapers" like the Sun are a total f**king embarrassment

It is shit

The people who produce it are shitheads

And the people who read it are morons

It is pathetic f**king garbage

So where does that leave the Daily Star ?

Quote: lofthouse @ September 27 2013, 6:44 PM BST

Britain is responsible for many great things

But "newspapers" like the Sun are a total f**king embarrassment

It is shit

The people who produce it are shitheads

And the people who read it are morons

It is pathetic f**king garbage

And yet it still sells twice as many copies as all of the broadsheets put together. :S

All newspapers serve their own agenda, hence the slow but inevitable fall in sales. People can now get the information they need without it being clothed in the agenda of proprietors or vested interest. Tabloid papers keep the mind occupied with mindless celebrity crap and gossip whilst hiding atrocities and lies on page seven, a waste of trees. Pirate

Nobody reads the papers for news any more. News is available to us 24/7/365 through TV, radio and online news outlets.

Why wait to read all about it tomorrow, when you can watch or listen to it happening right now?

As a result, the tabloids have evolved into gossip mags while the broadsheets have become review/opinion based.

Bloody Cameron and his ridiculous tax breaks for the married, a man desperate to drag us back to the Victorian age. Get up that chimney kids, throw things at the unmarried mother, sick and disabled left to suffer, ah Tory Britain building on the less in heartless. Wankers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2432459/Austen-man-Romeo-Rose-posts-dating-ad-saying-pay-1-500-white-girlfriend-weighing-130lbs.html

What a Romeo.

'I really care about a woman. I'm not selfish and self-centered like these people say I am. All I care about is making a woman happy. **Because then she will reciprocate and return the favor**'

Yes, no one can see your real motives there Romeo. Where fore art thou brains??

I like that he wants her to have a non-sarcastic sense of humour - I have a feeling women have been taking the piss out of him his whole life...

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 29 2013, 11:28 AM BST

What a Romeo.

'I really care about a woman. I'm not selfish and self-centered like these people say I am. All I care about is making a woman happy. **Because then she will reciprocate and return the favor**'

Yes, no one can see your real motives there Romeo. Where fore art thou brains??

Can I introduce I could do with the money

Quote: Harridan @ September 29 2013, 11:38 AM BST

I like that he wants her to have a non-sarcastic sense of humour - I have a feeling women have been taking the piss out of him his whole life...

That's actually quite sad

I'm unwilling to feel sorry for men who think they can order bespoke girlfriends on the internet.

Quote: Harridan @ September 29 2013, 11:38 AM BST

I like that he wants her to have a non-sarcastic sense of humour - I have a feeling women have been taking the piss out of him his whole life...

Or - he is someone who is too insecure to deal with being teased. He wants to be adored unquestioningly rather than have someone highlight his shortcomings.

He also wants a woman to dress "conservatively", presumably so other men don't look at her.

This is a very controlling man - the type who stalks and then murders his ex girlfriends in a fit of jealous rage. I can see why women are giving him a wide berth.

Quote: Jennie @ September 29 2013, 12:08 PM BST

Or - he is someone who is too insecure to deal with being teased. He wants to be adored unquestioningly rather than have someone highlight his shortcomings.

This is a very controlling man - the type who stalks and then murders his ex girlfriends in a fit of jealous rage. I can see why women are giving him a wide berth.

Very considerate of him to publicise his scariness for the world to see! Any woman who reads about him and thinks 'what a catch!' should be sectioned.

So chicks don't think that's romantic?

All those wasted valentines days

Indeed - most men this crazy at least know how to hide it until they've got their victim trapped indoors with a couple of a kids.

He should be praised for his honesty.

I was joking about the murder.....
But some girls go for the controlling alpha male

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