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Roscoff knows: You don't mess with black vans...could be the A-Team!

Quote: Nogget @ September 26 2013, 8:39 AM BST

Only white vans you claim? Racist.

They can't even park properly.

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National Trust opens up Big Brother house
Charity to give tours of home that spawned era of D-list television celebrity

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/26/national-trust-big-brother-house

From the article:

Nikki Grahame, the fifth-placed finalist in series 7 in 2006 ("and I came second in Ultimate Big Brother, I'm really proud of that"), thought it was a great way to interest younger people in heritage. "I love going around old castles, when I went to Alton Towers years ago I was interested in the castle as well as the fairground," she said.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nogget @ September 27 2013, 9:02 AM BST

National Trust opens up Big Brother house
Charity to give tours of home that spawned era of D-list television celebrity

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/26/national-trust-big-brother-house

From the article:

Laughing out loud

That's incisive stuff. Yesterday I saw a snail.

Supermarkets are doing well at the moment...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/27/inflatable-best-friend-tesco-gay-dirty-word_n_4001455.html?1380280851&utm_hp_ref=uk

F**k's sake.

I liked the hard sell referencing two shows that finished quite a while ago. Aren't then any more recent shows with gay best friends?

Good grief that is the stupidest thing anyone has ever tried to sell ever.

It's worse than chocolate chip, waffle pancakes on a stick.

One dreads to think where they have located the air valve...

It's in the Intedpendant so technically news?

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-dance/news/zadie-smiths-brother-doc-brown-joins-antipage-3-debate-with-comedy-video-8841730.html

I didn't think I could like him more...
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Page 3 baffles me.

I mean you can have all the filth in creation in HD on the scummiest smart phone these days.

All it does is make reading page 2 of the Sun vaguely embarassing.

I mean surely they could save the money they're spending on the models, and I dunno go on a picnic or something.

It is about brand identity. The whole purpose is to be seen to cock a snoot at political correctness.

If no one objected there would be absolutely no point.

And if you are reading the Sun the chances are that you are not easily embarrassed...

Where I live they don't sell the SCUM at all, haven't since Hillsborough, people power.

Britain is responsible for many great things

But "newspapers" like the Sun are a total f**king embarrassment

It is shit

The people who produce it are shitheads

And the people who read it are morons

It is pathetic f**king garbage

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