Uxbridge English Dictionary

Definition.

Troll. Yorkshire breaded item.

A Quilt - Scouse for someone who is not to be trusted

Sorry I may have goofed I thought we were putting real sayings up, not making them up I feel a right twut now.

I've put a definition in the first post.

So, a "goofinition" is not welcome here? (I may have one for "arsonist" )

Infantacide - killing a kid with a can of lemonade

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 27 2013, 1:30 PM BST

Infantacide - killing a kid with a can of lemonade

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Teddy, I missed you.

Quite.

Stand-in: racket made by Mr Collymore

Geriatric - Özil getting three goals.

Quote: Tim Azure @ September 27 2013, 4:21 PM BST

Geriatric - Becks getting three goals...

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I took it that was David Beckham and didn't get it. If it's another German, I apologise for my lack of understanding.

Mazda - The place I get my groceries.

Circumstances- A headmaster masturbating on one leg

Sycophant.
A big Declan Donnelly fan

Hobnob- Cooking accident involving a tall chef

Biscuit: how to cook lobster

Crepe Suzette- Taking diabolical liberties with a French woman