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Benny or Bjorn!!!!

Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2013, 9:32 PM BST

Benny or Bjorn!!!!

tough choice

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I'm still trying to work out how to stand never mind dance in the massive silver platforms I've hired.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 26 2013, 9:37 PM BST

:D

I'm still trying to work out how to stand never mind dance in the massive silver platforms I've hired.

Here's one :)

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Ben is shocked that 10pm has not quite reared its ugly head.

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Mine are higher than that and instead of spouting oil they spout Chiqiutita.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 26 2013, 9:44 PM BST

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Mine are higher than that and instead of spouting oil they spout Chiqiutita.

I can see you having a few too many sherbets grabbing the mic from the DJ and belting out eighteen verses of Waterloo.

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Well only if he asks nicely.

Dilemma!
Had the morning off so started to play an online poker tournament at 8:00 am.
$10 entrance fee, first prize over $3000.

Been playing nearly 4 hours and got past the bubble with above average chips. (for those that don't know - the bubble is the point where you are in the prize money)

I am at the guaranteed $40 prize money with plenty of chips and 150 players left in.

But, I need to go somewhere very soon (work) but the longer I stay playing the more I win....... this could take another few hours to end if I get to the final table.

one word:-sicky

Stephen if you do make it to the final they may want to check inside that hat your wearing for a Derringer or a Shotgun given the space available.

Started seeing my face in local press. I'm getting a little squeamish about it now, but not enough to not show you all:

http://www.darlingtonandstocktontimes.co.uk/news/10701483.Classroom_joker_has_the_last_laugh_by_securing_stand_up_gig/?ref=twtrec

Well done kid.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 27 2013, 11:36 AM BST

Started seeing my face in local press.

Are you stealing stuff? Cos you have to watch out for those cctv boyos.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 27 2013, 11:36 AM BST

Started seeing my face in local press. I'm getting a little squeamish about it now, but not enough to not show you all:

http://www.darlingtonandstocktontimes.co.uk/news/10701483.Classroom_joker_has_the_last_laugh_by_securing_stand_up_gig/?ref=twtrec

Hurrah

When are you getting your blue plague?

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