Quote: Nil Putters @ September 26 2013, 3:13 PM BSTNo, I mean you're on here!
Oh yeah, well I've just booted it up now 
Quote: roscoff @ September 26 2013, 3:26 PM BST
The fact I took time out to do that worries me a deal
Dedication.
Status report Page 5,312
Someone tipped me off to the highly guarded password for the wifi at work today. I was as pleased as punch with this. As you can tell, it's been a fairly uneventful day.
Dear Vernon Vaio,
This is a difficult letter to write. But I think we need to be honest about our feelings for each other. Monday night was hard for us both.
We did things some hurtful things. You landed on my foot, I threw an entire mug of coffee all over you.
I admit - I spoke to other people about you. I wasn't being disloyal. I needed to know how to deal with you. They told me to leave you alone to dry out. It was hard, Vernon. Hard being without you.
We've both done a lot of thinking whilst we've been apart. I've been thinking about computer repair shops. You've been thinking about drying out your fan.
I'm ashamed to say that I even looked at some other computers. Only for a minute, on the John Lewis website. They might be newer, sleeker models, but they don't have the history you and I have.
But I promise, I never would have done anything about it. You are the only one for me.
Thank you for coming back to me, Vernon. I must admit, it was touch and go when I turned you on. I didn't know how you would react - would you give me the fuzzy screen of rejection?
But you didn't. You belong here with me, Vernon. Here on my lap. We work well together, you and I. Nobody helps me avoid writing my script like you.
Please don't leave me. I promise I will never carry you in the same hand as a coffee cup again.
Lots of love,
Jennie
Yay!!
And 
Quote: Ben @ September 26 2013, 6:45 PM BSTSomeone tipped me off to the highly guarded password for the wifi at work today. I was as pleased as punch with this. As you can tell, it's been a fairly uneventful day.
Is it 'Bensmells'?
Quote: Rob H @ September 26 2013, 6:59 PM BSTIs it 'Bensmells'?
No, it's 'Bensmellslikeagoddamnprince'.
Aw, Jennie <3 Vernon.
Quote: Jennie @ September 26 2013, 6:53 PM BSTDear Vernon Vaio,
This is a difficult letter to write. But I think we need to be honest about our feelings for each other. Monday night was hard for us both.
We did things some hurtful things. You landed on my foot, I threw an entire mug of coffee all over you.
I admit - I spoke to other people about you. I wasn't being disloyal. I needed to know how to deal with you. They told me to leave you alone to dry out. It was hard, Vernon. Hard being without you.
We've both done a lot of thinking whilst we've been apart. I've been thinking about computer repair shops. You've been thinking about drying out your fan.
I'm ashamed to say that I even looked at some other computers. Only for a minute, on the John Lewis website. They might be newer, sleeker models, but they don't have the history you and I have.
But I promise, I never would have done anything about it. You are the only one for me.
Thank you for coming back to me, Vernon. I must admit, it was touch and go when I turned you on. I didn't know how you would react - would you give me the fuzzy screen of rejection?
But you didn't. You belong here with me, Vernon. Here on my lap. We work well together, you and I. Nobody helps me avoid writing my script like you.
Please don't leave me. I promise I will never carry you in the same hand as a coffee cup again.
Lots of love,
Jennie
I don't think you've actually grasped the notion of computer dating quite yet 
Boom-tish!
Pissin ell
Now my bloody backs playing up
Definitely dying
PM me if you want adding to my will
Quote: roscoff @ September 26 2013, 7:54 PM BSTI don't think you've actually grasped the notion of computer dating quite yet
Booyah!
I have a big black ASUS at home, but when I'm out I cuckold it with my zippy little ASUS silver portable.
And I cheat on that with my ASUS 7 inch pad.
One day they'll all find out about each other.
Hi Guys how are you?
Hello wavey davey
Quote: roscoff @ September 26 2013, 8:18 PM BST
I blame the Daleks.