A little too dirty methinks...I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE NUMBERS! I CAN'T MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!
JUSTINIn an attempt to show he's down with the kids, Michael Gove has recommended that young people stop sexting and instead write love poetry: advice hundreds of thousands of teenagers have gleefully taken onboard.
WAYNE
Ever since I saw you in the Croydon branch of Greggs,
I've been thinking I would like to see what's inbetween your legs.
I thought your tits were gorgeous, and so did my mate Rick,
He said he'd already done you, yeah? But he's a massive prick.
So if you come to mine tonight at about nine or there around,
I'll make it all romantic and shit and then I'll take you up the brown.
I won't tell no-one, hand on heart, but I'd like to take some photos,
Just for me and Rick and that, but it's alright, I think he's a homo.
KAYLEIGHAw, Wayne! That's well nice.
WAYNEI drew a picture of my cock as well, look.
KAYLEIGHText it to me, yeah?
