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Ah, I'd forgotten the Comic Strip. The black and white one I recall was The Beat Generation, a brilliant spoof on pretentious poets and their hangers on. Like 'Five Go Mad in Dorset' with would-be Kerouacs.

...reading this over, 'Kerouacs' does sound like something requiring application of a cream, or lotion.

The saying that you do something 'like a boss'.
Irritating.

Men with excessively hairy backs wearing tiny ill-fitting t-shirts out in public. That is not a fur crescent I want to look at.

What sort of fur arrangements are you keen on, Chip? Brazilians?

Quote: chipolata @ September 26 2013, 8:46 AM BST

Men with excessively hairy backs wearing tiny ill-fitting t-shirts out in public. That is not a fur crescent I want to look at.

Leave Wayne Rooney alone you

Ok, I take sugar in my tea. It's a simple pleasure. Only the one, not too excessive. So can anyone tell me how I'm supposed to stir it with this f**king thing!!!!!

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Why not use a teaspoon?

Quote: Lee @ September 26 2013, 7:54 PM BST

Why not use a teaspoon?

I did ask for one but the canteen doesn't supply them. They are like wasps. Evil and useless.

Quote: roscoff @ September 26 2013, 7:50 PM BST

Ok, I take sugar in my tea. It's a simple pleasure. Only the one, not too excessive. So can anyone tell me how I'm supposed to stir it with this f**king thing!!!!!

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Use a teaspoon, use a teaspoon

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ September 26 2013, 7:56 PM BST

I did ask for one but the canteen doesn't supply them. They are like wasps. Evil and useless.

You mean you don't carry a spoon with you at all times??

Quote: Lee @ September 26 2013, 8:09 PM BST

You mean you don't carry a spoon with you at all times??

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"Spoons eh....?"

"Pardon?

"SSSTHHHPPOOOOOOONZZZZ!!"

Quote: Lee @ September 26 2013, 8:09 PM BST

You mean you don't carry a spoon with you at all times??

Sporks are the future. And the future is now.

Quote: Ben @ September 26 2013, 6:48 PM BST

What sort of fur arrangements are you keen on, Chip? Brazilians?

I'm not going to answer that because I can't face more zooo disapproval.

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