I'm well and I never stir
My soup always burns and my sugar sits in a sludge at the bottom of my tea
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,323
As it should be Sir
Yo yo waddup P-Dog?
(Sorry I've been playin way too much gta)
Quote: lofthouse @ September 25 2013, 9:23 PM BSTYo yo waddup P-Dog?
(Sorry I've been playin way too much gay)
The guy in Game saw you coming right?
How you doing lofty are you well my friend 
Nope
I've had gut ache for a week now
Off to the doctors soon
Enjoy me while you can - I will almost certainly be dead within a matter of days
Still
Mustn't grumble
(Unlike my FUCKING stomach)
Quote: sootyj @ September 25 2013, 9:25 PM BSTThe guy in Game saw you coming right?
Suck my joystick 
I have missed you Lofty
Quote: lofthouse @ September 25 2013, 9:30 PM BSTNope
I've had gut ache for a week now
Off to the doctors soon
Enjoy me while you can - I will almost certainly be dead within a matter of days
Still
Mustn't grumble
(Unlike my FUCKING stomach)
Suck my joystick
Quote: lofthouse @ September 25 2013, 9:30 PM BSTNope
I've had gut ache for a week now
Off to the doctors soon
Enjoy me while you can - I will almost certainly be dead within a matter of days
Still
Mustn't grumble
(Unlike my FUCKING stomach)
Milk of Magnesia, Liver Salts, a chiken vindaloo and a bottle of JD.
Advice from Dr OR, free to you just this once.
Quote: lofthouse @ September 25 2013, 9:30 PM BSTNope
I've had gut ache for a week now
Off to the doctors soon
Enjoy me while you can - I will almost certainly be dead within a matter of days
Still
Mustn't grumble
(Unlike my FUCKING stomach)
I had thatast week and was utterly convinced I had 5 different types of cancer - well 3 anyway.
Only 3?
Poof!
Anyway, stomach cancer won't kill Lofty within a few days. He will have a few more weeks or even months to post on this site. So relax.
Quote: Pingl @ September 25 2013, 9:39 PM BSTI have missed you Lofty
Welcome back Pingl
I've had issues for about 3 years
And whenever I go to the quack they ain't got a fackin clue
Don't know why I'm wastin my time
I can't even be bothered tellin the dopey sod what all my symptoms are so I've typed it all up on a sheet of A4
Read that ya c**t
Then I'll f**k off home again none the wiser and still ill
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Lactose intolerance?