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Technically, Chip. Technically.

Chip spoke to his first child in ten years. At the railway station. Chip suspected the boy was lonely and felt a bit sorry for him as he'll probably grow into a lonely teenager and then a lonely adult.

Is chip projecting again?

I have a friend who, whenever she sees anyone alone, starts feeling sorry for them. If she sees someone at the cinema by themselves she practically starts crying.
The mentalist.

Quote: chipolata @ September 25 2013, 11:37 AM BST

Chip spoke to his first child in ten years.

You, sir, are a disgrace to fatherhood.

Quote: chipolata @ September 25 2013, 11:37 AM BST

Chip spoke to his first child in ten years. At the railway station. Chip suspected the boy was lonely and felt a bit sorry for him as he'll probably grow into a lonely teenager and then a lonely adult.

I'm surprised you weren't arrested straight away.

Quote: Ben @ September 25 2013, 11:40 AM BST

You, sir, are a disgrace to fatherhood.

This made me smile.

Quote: zooo @ September 25 2013, 11:40 AM BST

Is chip projecting again?

I have a friend who, whenever she sees anyone alone, starts feeling sorry for them. If she sees someone at the cinema by themselves she practically starts crying.
The mentalist.

PM me her photo and phone number, zooo. I like the sound of her.

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 24 2013, 10:56 PM BST

I don't know. He's kind of growing on me. :)

He was better-loooking when he was even younger...

Image

(Actually, this picture makes me smile all the time)

Quote: L.E. @ September 25 2013, 11:44 AM BST

I'm surprised you weren't arrested straight away.

Pff. I'm officially one of life's good guys. One look at me and you can see I'm straight and true. That's why the lonely boy came to me for help.

You didn't tell him he was going to be a lonely old man, did you?

Quote: chipolata @ September 25 2013, 2:38 PM BST

I'm officially one of life's good guys. One look at me and you can see I'm straight and true.

That's what Barack Obama made us believe.

Quote: chipolata @ September 25 2013, 2:38 PM BST

Pff. I'm officially one of life's good guys. One look at me and you can see I'm straight and true. That's why the lonely boy came to me for help.

Would Mr Gad please step down from the witness box.

Ben is going to take to the roads tonight for a run. Although, if I'm honest, I'll probably run on the pavement.

Alive just

Does anyone on here live in/around Leicester?

Also, have a delightful animal video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/25/sheep-bull-head-to-head_n_3987150.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

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