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I've played the intro and the first bit where you nick a car with Franklin and then about 4 hours of f**king about. The game is God damn awesome.

I finished the storyline last night. I won't even risk spoiling it by saying whether I thought it was terrific or was slightly deflated.

One thing I will say, to potentially save y'all time whilst not ruining the plot: if you're going for all the achievements/trophies on your first playthrough, a wise strategy might be to avoid doing Lester's assassination missions until AFTER you've finished the main story. I say "might" because I'm not totally sure, but it's looking like it to me.

Also, here's the guy who plays Trevor:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1476804/

Cool, cheers for the heads up.

Oh, and Tangerine Dream's soundtrack is available on Spotify now:

http://open.spotify.com/album/0NeWQGtJD0LfXdVvgYNZM4

No major spoilers in the titles, but you might want to hold off listening until you've *felt* it in the missions.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 25 2013, 11:19 AM BST

IAlso, here's the guy who plays Trevor:

I assumed they based him on me.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 22 2013, 3:14 PM BST

I haven't really found that a huge problem, to be honest. (...) It could be that I was playing IV so much in recent weeks that my muscle memory is fresh, but I'm finding all the missions so far to be challenging but not frustrating.

I'm not trying to gold-medal every mission yet of course. On replays I reckon I might start agreeing with you.

Did you get the Gold Star achievement in Gay Tony? 100% in all missions?

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 22 2013, 5:35 PM BST

That's what most people assume, but I'm certainly not alone. And I think lots of people underestimate how many male gamers might chose to play as a female character. I know the the majority of my (male) friends had a FemShep in Mass Effect.

I had a FemShep. And this is 'me' in Saints Row:

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If you're male and you turn down the opportunity to play as a muscular, tattooed black woman in little green panties then frankly there's something wrong with you.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 25 2013, 1:33 PM BST

Did you get the Gold Star achievement in Gay Tony? 100% in all missions?

Didn't have time to try. I only finished the storyline the night before V came out.

If you're male and you turn down the opportunity to play as a muscular, tattooed black woman in little green panties then frankly there's something wrong with you.

Worryingly, I usually play as a black chick if that's an option in a game. Does this mean I'm just as twisted as Godot?

I do that too! It's cus we like da 'tude?

Did you know I can read a small black box whilst driving at full speed down the road and dodging other cars as well as looking at the map... oh no wait I can't, sort it out R*!

Last night I went in a lap dance club and shot someone with my shotgun

The sight of all these strippers in g-strings screaming and legging it for the exit had me pissing myself

Tits 'n' A ftw

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 25 2013, 2:11 PM BST

Didn't have time to try. I only finished the storyline the night before V came out.

Worryingly, I usually play as a black chick if that's an option in a game. Does this mean I'm just as twisted as Godot?

Hey, I'm f**king normal, watch it.

You should try. Sexy time (shooting the boats from the helicopter) and Going Deep (the firefight with Noose in the garage) are quite frustrating...

The mission where you have to get the cars into the barges is a microcosm of GTA nastiness, where a f**king sweetwrapper or dropped hotdog turns your car over or sends it out of control.

I think must be the only person not playing GTA, it just looks like the old SPS one with slightly better graphics.

Video games are killing Dungeons and Dragons.

No it's like GTA San Andreas

But about 50% better

I just watched the other alternate GTA V endings on YouTube. Woah. That's a real choice.

I LOVE STICKY BOMBS - SO MUCH CHAOS.

A trick I've just thought of - attach one to your own car and drive into traffic, blocking it and the get and and get a good view point. Mmmmm evil.

Lee, don't you play Battlefield? If so, how do you not know abotu covering a vehicle with explosives and using it as a drivable weapon?

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