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Quote: Ben @ September 24 2013, 7:05 PM BST

Yeah, but guys, it was two packs for the price of one.

And what if fascism was 2 packs for the price of one?

This is how Gaulterri got into power and took the Falkland Islands.

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 24 2013, 5:03 PM BST

Could we have some clarification here please. Is chip in the bath, thinking about you? Or is chip thinking about you in the bath?

Quote: zooo @ September 24 2013, 5:08 PM BST

Probably both.

Quote: L.E. @ September 24 2013, 5:15 PM BST

I'll let you decide.

Maybe we're all soapy.

Quote: chipolata @ September 24 2013, 6:26 PM BST

That's not soap.

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Another gig booked. That's leaves only one out of the 4 November weekends where I'm not gigging. I imagine I'll be wanting to pack it in by the end of it.

I'm writing a kids story about existential anxst, featuring a character called Bill Williams.
Sorry Bill Will.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 24 2013, 8:36 PM BST

Another gig booked. That's leaves only one out of the 4 November weekends where I'm not gigging. I imagine I'll be wanting to pack it in by the end of it.

I maintain that you shall be famous soon.

Quote: Jennie @ September 24 2013, 9:05 PM BST

I maintain that you shall be a mousse soon.

How very dare you!

Mousse are hot.

Or I suppose that should be is.

Moose are hot.

Quote: Jennie @ September 24 2013, 9:20 PM BST

Mousse are hot.

Or indeed...

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Be a is feeling much better now that his cold is departing.

Quote: Jennie @ September 24 2013, 9:05 PM BST

I maintain that you shall be famous soon.

We need to keep my momentum up!

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 24 2013, 8:04 PM BST
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This is one ugly little bastard...but his sweater looks nice.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 24 2013, 10:46 PM BST

This is one ugly little bastard...but his sweater looks nice.

I don't know. He's kind of growing on me. :)

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 24 2013, 8:04 PM BST
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Sooty's new writing partner is surprised by the standard of his jokes.

I knew you were roscoff, but did you need to add a selfie?

Quote: Ben @ September 24 2013, 10:07 PM BST

Be a is feeling much better now that his cold is departing.

So Chip's diagnosis that your sore throat was a harbinger of sickness, which Ben pooo-pooed, turned out to be entirely right.

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