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There is a different between public scrutiny and being deliberately miscontrued to stir up controversy.

But that is what the press do, and the public lap it up, which is why most politicians never deviate from the vetted script.

As a society we get the mealy-mouthed, two-faced politicians we deserve.

I do not often agree with Sam Leith, but he sums up my views on the Godfrey Bloom affair rather well: http://www.standard.co.uk/comment/sam-leith-nigel-farage-proves-to-be-a-politician-like-all-the-rest-8834530.html

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/340409/Diana-murder-case-crumbles-as-key-witness-flees

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hopefully the key witness hasn't fled to a hotel in Paris that offers a chauffeur service...

'scoping exercise' my arse.

Talk properly.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 23 2013, 8:47 PM BST

'scooping exercise' my arse.

Too much information.

Quote: lofthouse @ September 23 2013, 6:24 PM BST

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/340409/Diana-murder-case-crumbles-as-key-witness-flees

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Have you read the description of this conspiracy?

SAS bloke is teaching royal prince to drive. Prince says that bloke over there who's also teaching him to drive, he killed my mum. So basically the SAS are the armed branch of BSM and the princes don't mind being taught to kill by their mums killer.

It's beneath submoronic, its sitting at the bottom of the sea of stupidity

Spoilsport. Angry

Wow, a laser blinding a driver to make him definitely crash and kill everyone? I think Mitchell and Webb had it right... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4meFC1ee7Q

Good remembering nanny h! One of the best skits of all time

Is 25 the new cut-off point for adulthood?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24173194

The making of Angela Merkel - a German enigma

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24159595

And Di Canio sacked.

You can say what you like about the guy. At least he transferred David Miliband to America.

The making of Angela Merkel? I thought they just cloned her from Ann Widdicombe then gave her a sense of humour?

Quote: Horseradish @ September 24 2013, 11:01 AM BST

You can say what you like about the guy. At least he transferred David Miliband to America.

Thank God Ed's proving a such a huge vote winner.

Difficult day... Improved:

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-24223721

I bet that is the most baby pandas ever seen together. Stupid adorable pandas.

Hello baby panda. You're going to come and live with me now. I'm going to put you in a little bag and carry you everywhere with me. We'll have so much fun together.

Met a woman today who owns a pet leopard.

Leopards are angry bastards. Cheetahs are basically just gangly house cats.

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