I'm off for a few days now Chums, see you when I get back.
Now, where's my case?
Oh yes . . . .
Stolen Jewellery Page 2
I got this just in case
Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:49 PM BSTHas anyone seen the umbrella I left on the bus about 5 months ago? It wasn't handed in.
What colour is it?
Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:49 PM BSTHas anyone seen the umbrella I left on the bus about 5 months ago? It wasn't handed in.
I left my iphone on the Orpington train in 2011. Someone took advantage of my drunken forgetfulness. 
Didn't substitute another word for iPhone
Yay me
Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2013, 12:10 PM BSTDidn't substitute another word for iPhone
Yay me
Well if you leave the door open...
Could it have been gnomes? They're always stealing my socks, why not jewellery too?
I think you need to find out how to claim your reward.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2013, 11:47 AM BSTWhat colour is it?
Gold, with a ruby and diamond encrusted handle. 
Quote: George Kaplan @ September 22 2013, 6:43 PM BSTGold, with a ruby and diamond encrusted handle.
Sorry, can't help you there. If it had been a small, bright pink Hello Kitty umbrella, then I saw it yesterday, being used by a security guard during a storm outside my local shopping center. I'm pretty sure he didn't buy it.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2013, 6:55 PM BSTSorry, can't help you there. If it had been a small, bright pink Hello Kitty umbrella, then I saw it yesterday, being used by a security guard during a storm outside my local shopping center. I'm pretty sure he didn't buy it.