Quote: Jennie @ September 22 2013, 10:18 AM BSTMorning, Soots
Afternoon
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I tried to pick some plums from the garden but the pissed up wasps have taken over the tree. One of the shitbags chased me from the end of the garden, through around 90ft of dense vegetation and then banged against the kitchen window for a while.
I might need to play GTA for an hour to settle down from the ordeal.
Haha!
Quote: Ben @ September 22 2013, 7:35 AM BSTYes, but my girlfriend doesn't like it that much apart from the odd tuna steak. Therefore, I only eat it occasionally. I do love seabass.
I love the way that even when you talk about fish you make it sound meaty - tuna steak. 
Sea bass sounds very classy. Did you have any on your trip to Torquay?
Quote: George Kaplan @ September 22 2013, 6:54 PM BSTI love the way that even when you talk about fish you make it sound meaty - tuna steak.
Sea bass sounds very classy. Did you have any on your trip to Torquay?
No, I think the only fish I had there was some Tesco sushi. I'd like to try wild sea bass as I hear it's a whole different league to the stuff you get in the supermarket. I like swordfish too.
God I'm sweating my bollocks off
It's summer again
Quote: lofthouse @ September 22 2013, 9:18 PM BSTGod I'm sweating my bollocks off
It's summer again
You lucky bastard!
Nothin lucky about a sweaty scrotum
Nothin
I'm boiling, but mainly because I have a cat on my lap.
Why are they so hot.
Bloody lovely booking gigs and not having to ask for them. Asking people if they'll let you try out or pay you to do something is proper rubbish.
Feels like the cat that got the cream. Lunchtime tomorrow (today) looks like being fun. 
Apparently this job is getting to me - had a nightmare last night about being left in charge of 35 children and having to organise all of their school runs to different schools. Ugh. It's not even October yet!
Ouch like a reverse Freddy krueger
Quote: sootyj @ September 23 2013, 8:19 AM BSTOuch like a reverse Freddy krueger
Is that a sexual position for sexual things or a type of dive. You know 'He's about to attempt a reverse Freddy Krueger with a twist?'
I'm visiting the welsh assembly
Quote: roscoff @ September 23 2013, 8:35 AM BSTIs that a sexual position for sexual things or a type of dive.
You tell me