Quote: chipolata @ September 21 2013, 11:20 PM BSTChip's just got in to find sick in the hall. Bloody cats.
Found some over a container with pens and pencils earlier !
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Have just changed my mind about needing a cat!
Aw, cat sick isn't so bad. And it means you get to use the fun foamy carpet cleaner spray!
Quote: zooo @ September 21 2013, 11:51 PM BSTAw, cat sick isn't so bad. And it means you get to use the fun foamy carpet cleaner spray!
PM me your phone number, zooo, and I'll tinkle you next time a fur sausage needs cleaning up (and it is mainly although not exclusively fur sausages).
Lol, fur sausages are even easier to clear up! Honestly, some people...
Quote: Ben @ September 21 2013, 7:03 PM BSTBen is looking forward to cooking up some pasta and fur sausages. And whatever else he can find in the fridge.
Don't forget the Chianti. 
Quote: chipolata @ September 21 2013, 11:20 PM BSTChip's just got in to find sick in the hall. Bloody cats.
And I found cat poo on my rockery that I had carefully cleared for re-planting..
grrrrrrrr...
Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:34 PM BSTDo you ever eat fish, or is it always meat?
Yes, but my girlfriend doesn't like it that much apart from the odd tuna steak. Therefore, I only eat it occasionally. I do love seabass.
Quote: billwill @ September 22 2013, 1:41 AM BSTAnd I found cat poo on my rockery that I had carefully cleared for re-planting..
grrrrrrrr...
The cat thought he was helping by providing manure for your new plants. 
Quote: billwill @ September 22 2013, 1:41 AM BSTAnd I found cat poo on my rockery that I had carefully cleared for re-planting..
grrrrrrrr...
My cat does this all the time. I know because you can hear the faint cries of "off, you ginger devil, get off!"
That's my boy. <3
Quote: Jennie @ September 22 2013, 9:56 AM BST"off, you ginger devil, get off!"
That's my boy. <3
That's no way to speak to prince harry
Morning, Soots 
Quote: zooo @ September 22 2013, 9:38 AM BSTThe cat thought he was helping by providing manure for your new plants.
Cat poo seems to be fairly deadly to most plants.
Oh.
That's how toxic cat food is!
Quote: zooo @ September 22 2013, 12:42 PM BSTOh.
That's how toxic cat food is!
No wonder they turn their noses up at it so much.