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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 31

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ September 21 2013, 9:55 PM BST

Take a boo Rob and Badge.

You're just trying to scare them

My points score is a false reflection really. I've only got one player still to go. Plus a lot of my points come from me being a great big traitor and having two Chelsea defenders in against Fulham.

Quote: Splodge @ September 21 2013, 9:33 PM BST

I'm now in a relegation scrap.

Four points today, third from bottom. Two players injured in the first half hour. Seventeen points left on the bench.

Thissums it up.

Excuse me, but I think you'll find I'm third from bottom. :P

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ September 21 2013, 9:55 PM BST

I was reasonably happy with my 15 points, then I saw the table :O

Take a boo Rob and Badge.

There we all were, thinking Badge was off the wall with his system, but it bloody well works! :O

He can win the Baloon D'or, the Cup or the Grand national
But he's not allowed to win the League

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 10:10 PM BST

There we all were, thinking Badge was off the wall with his system, but it bloody well works! :O

I've picked Suarez as one of my 83 selections this week but have already changed my mind about him. Am thinking instead of Giroud who I dismissed completely when Badge included it. It will be your downfall, I said. Well, this will be that moment.

I was happily led by others to Benteke and now it's suddenly gone pear shaped. I chose Chester this week and immediately he's injured. Cazorla's injured. Whittaker's been dropped. Chambers was dropped. Shaw was injured just for the time I had him. Berbatov is injured. Walcott hasn't scored a goal yet and he had 15 in total last year. Michu had 18 and so far he's well off the mark. Hart was warned he could be dropped.

I had the almost unique idea of Ravel Morrison in the first week and ditched him last week. Now he's scored. The very notion that Everton would let in two from West Ham was so ridiculous that it could only occur as soon as I picked the Everton goalkeeper. That's just the tip of the iceberg. It's an absolute disaster zone - and it's hardly started yet. I'm not sure that it is a pleasurable experience. I can now only compete 1 to 1.

We invited you into our league and you're just messing about. Play properly or f**k off.

Are you talking to Horseradish or Godot?

Quote: don rushmore @ September 21 2013, 11:08 PM BST

We invited you into our league and you're just messing about. Play properly or f**k off.

"Stop Messing About".

Ah yes, it's Kenneth Williams.

But alas not at all accurate.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 21 2013, 1:07 PM BST

Benteke off injured.

Of course he is. I've got him. I'm beginning to take this personally.

Ok it was a bit dumb not to make Baines my VC

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 22 2013, 3:33 PM BST

Ok it was a bit dumb not to make Baines my VC

Soldado could still grab a brace. Has gone close in the first half apparently. :)

RVP and Silva both out. Sweet Jesus!

Quote: Ben @ September 22 2013, 5:38 PM BST

Sweet Jesus!

Yes, I thought he played well on the right.

*makes lazy joke about him not looking great on crosses*

But a good shotstopper.

Good week for Shaggy. Don has come through again. Still early doors.

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