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Stolen Jewellery

Dear All,

The safe with jewellery worth of £100k was stolen from the flat in the City of London on the 26th August 2013, bank holiday weekend. The pictures are attached (the reference to the fileshare is at the bottom of the post). Should you see anyone wearing or offering to buy these items or come across them in any pawn shop in London or elsewhere in UK, please urgently report to the Police. This matter is currently under the investigation for burglary, linked to drug trafficking. This would be of a great help to the police and the owner of the jewellery. The reward is to be given to a person who would help.

Stolen jewellery items:

1. Yellow citrine and diamonds earrings
2. Blue Sapphire Ring
3. 3 rare colour pearl threads, pink, black, white pearl threads
4. Golden flower rare earrings
5. Yellow citrine ring, black sapphire ring and earrings, rare jewellery
6. Black Sapphire and 58 diamond earrings
7. Black, pink, white pearl threads
8. Blue Sapphire and diamonds ring and earrings
9. Black pearl and diamond earrings with letter E. engraved of the back

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-yk9biWH9ZNVE55dTJyTjRLaGM&usp=sharing

Thanks in advance for your concern!

Needs a better ending.

:D

Sexy ears

All I'm saying is that this person's IP address is in Russia.

Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2013, 4:55 PM BST

All I'm saying is that this person's IP address is in Russia.

Doswidanja!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

I'm solving my friend's problem. She lives in London and her safe was stolen there. It didn't matter that this post was sent from Russia. We need British people's help because the jewellery must be in UK yet.

This sounds like a case for Batman

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ September 21 2013, 6:50 PM BST

This looks like a case for Batman

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Batman is already on the case

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So is Superman

So is...

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...nevermind!

They are all on the case, so it won't be long before this fiendish crime is solved (give or take a few adverts)

A comedy forum would be the obvious place to attempt to sell stolen jewels.

Has anyone seen the umbrella I left on the bus about 5 months ago? It wasn't handed in. :(

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