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I didn't ask it was a local shop for local people, there was nothing for me there.

Ben is looking forward to cooking up some pasta and sausages. And whatever else he can find in the fridge.

Quote: Ben @ September 21 2013, 7:03 PM BST

Ben is looking forward to cooking up some pasta and sausages. And whatever else he can find in the fridge.

Do you ever eat fish, or is it always meat?

Quote: L.E. @ September 20 2013, 7:27 AM BST

L.E. took part in Sukkot yesterday and did something called "Shaking the Lulav".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODQ0pgR64Y

Had to watch this again. :D

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:34 PM BST

Do you ever eat fish,

Only with batter round it !

L.E. do you ever wonder if your Jewish fiancé is making these things up just to make you do bizarre stuff?

Always with the anti-semitism zooo! Rolling eyes

How very dare you. Jewishism is my favourite religion!

It's one of the best, certainly. But I'd only join a religion that let me keep my willy in one piece.

True. Luckily L.E. won't have to lop anything off.

Apart from the foreskin of her secret penis.

:O

She'll miss it when it's gone.

I'd certainly miss mine

It's probably my best feature

That, and my lilly white ass

I think I speak for us all when I say we need to see a picture to back up your claims.

I definitely speak for us all.

Chip's just got in to find sick in the hall. Bloody cats.

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