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False alarm, then.

So nothing can stop you from shouting about and drinking ice cold beer tonight.

Happy. I don't know why. Just happy.

I lifted a few heavy boxes at work a couple of days ago and I've had stomach ache ever since

Probably got cancer of the spleen or something

Bugger

[quote name="lofthouse" post="1018787" date="September 21 2013, 11:33 AM BST"]I lifted a few heavy boxes at work a couple of days ago and I've had stomach ache ever since

Probably got cancer of the spleen or something

Bugger
[/quote

Perhaps hernia. Get checked.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 21 2013, 10:14 AM BST

False alarm, then.

So nothing can stop you from shouting about and drinking ice cold beer tonight.

I think I may have a very mild cold. Didn't stop me going down the gym this morning, so can't be too bad.

Quote: lofthouse @ September 21 2013, 11:33 AM BST

I lifted a few heavy boxes at work a couple of days ago and I've had stomach ache ever since

Probably got cancer of the spleen or something

Bugger

I am sorry to hear that. It's probably governmentitis. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Just returned from lovely dinner at Wagamama. MMMMM

Chip acidentally bought some baking powder toothpaste and has discovered he quite likes it. His mouth feels very comfy. Like his teeth are all wearing slippers.

Quote: chipolata @ September 21 2013, 1:07 PM BST

Chip acidentally bought some baking powder toothpaste and has discovered he quite likes it. His mouth feels very comfy. Like his teeth are all wearing slippers.

Your inability to shop correctly is distressing.

Quote: Ben @ September 21 2013, 2:21 PM BST

Your inability to shop correctly is distressing.

It's my subconscious injecting excitement into my life.

Quote: chipolata @ September 21 2013, 3:08 PM BST

It's my subconscious injecting excitement into my life.

A chipolata injection? Oh I say!

Oh I HATE that stuff.

Unless they've invented one that doesn't taste utterly vile?

I don't mind the taste of them, but I don't think they're any better than any standard toothpaste.

My local pharmacist still sells tooth powder and shaving powder, it's nice that some people still like the products from a 100 years ago.

Quote: sootyj @ September 21 2013, 6:55 PM BST

My local pharmacist still sells tooth powder and shaving powder, it's nice that some people still like the products from a 100 years ago.

Does he sell sheaths?

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