Bloody Nigel Farage, ;He is beyond the pale'-- does He mean 'women must move he pail to get behind the fridge'?? .....knob
You are all talking bullshit?...
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Quote: dellas @ September 20 2013, 10:31 PM BST
You are all talking bullshit?...
Pity about the plane crash . . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 20 2013, 10:33 PM BSTPity about the plane crash . . . .
I'd need to be bloody Samson to get behind my fridge.
"sits smugly beside his fully integrated fridge/freezer"
But do you get behind it instead of just sitting there smirking?
I can't. It's built in.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 21 2013, 12:21 AM BSTI can't. It's built in.
So is mine, but I had to do the building it in.. 
Getting the Fridge/Freezer into its tall cupboard on my own was an interesting engineering feat.
MFI's best job for me Bill !
1. Facebook. Or should I say people who keep on shoving their bloody kids at me on it. I have two grown up kids. I have never and will never post past or present pictures of them or tell the world how proud of them I am after a particularly neat session of toe nail cutting.
2. Facebook. People who commemorate a dead relative/dog/pebble. What is the f**king point? I tell you what it is. For f**king sympathy comments. Get a life you saddo's!
3. Facebook. Candy Crush/Farmville. They are mindless games and the next person who flings a sheep or life at me I will kill.
This is not a criticism of Facebook which I believe generally to be a good idea. Just the people or rather some of the people who use it. 
Quote: roscoff @ September 22 2013, 11:27 PM BST1. Facebook. Or should I say people who keep on shoving their bloody kids at me on it. I have two grown up kids. I have never and will never post past or present pictures of them or tell the world how proud of them I am after a particularly neat session of toe nail cutting.
2. Facebook. People who commemorate a dead relative/dog/pebble. What is the f**king point? I tell you what it is. For f**king sympathy comments. Get a life you saddo's!
3. Facebook. Candy Crush/Farmville. They are mindless games and the next person who flings a sheep or life at me I will kill.
This is not a criticism of Facebook which I believe generally to be a good idea. Just the people or rather some of the people who use it.
1. Ditto
2. Ditto
3. I am addicted to Candy Crush Saga
4. People who post all sorts of bloody links to things instead of writing their own news.
The Cult of the F**king Lisp. Have you noticed how many people allegedly have a lisp? I'm watching Sky Press Review and this wumman alternates between being able to pronounce 's' perfectly normally but sometimes it has to be 'th'. It seems to be a growing tendency. At first I thought it was great that so many people with speech impediments were being employed. Then I realised it was a bloody affectation - they can pronounce 's' perfectly well when they choose. Is this the latest equivalent of 'f' for 'th'?
Quote: keewik @ September 22 2013, 11:44 PM BST3. I am addicted to Candy Crush Saga
I don't mind you playing it but I had nine requests to play it from the same person! Aaaaaagh!
I'd love to rant about how annoying I find Facebook. If I was on it, I would.
It's LinkedIn for the unemployed.
Linked in is so joyless.
I have an inspection at work tomorrow, just looking at the checklist.
There are 2 reports/documents I need that I hadn't noticed before.
I've no idea what they are or what they should contain.
It's like a puzzle.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 20 2013, 10:33 PM BSTPity about the plane crash . . . .
Apparently it was caused by an improperly cleaned mini bar on the plane.
One of my absolutely infuriating pet hates is modern films/tv shows shot in black and white. Nobody working on these things seems to be aware that you have to light black and white footage differently from colour footage to make it look good. Modern black and white films look like shit - they look bland, flat, washed out and fuzzy. It's like fingernails down a blackboard for me. Gah!