App For That

App For That

TV Advert. Obnoxious Presenter

Presenter
Hi! Have you been down on your luck? Is the modern world bring you down? Have you lost your spiritual purpose? Do you feel like shit? Do you own an iPhone? Then we have the app for you

Cheesy advert music and presenter using an iphone.

PRESENTER
Just download the new app 'iSuicide' to halt your problems now. The iSuicide app will kill all of your problems at the click of a button. This revolutionary app will remove all of your problems in one swish of a finger. Simply load the app, place your phone on you neck and click on the 'forgetit now' button. It sends an electrical current to your brain and will remove all of those bad memories from your brain. Here is Steve to demonstrate.

Steve ambles on to the screen.

PRESENTER
Hi Steven!

Steven
erm, hi...

PRESENTER
And what seems to be the problem with you?

STEVEN
My wife left me last year, I lost my job not long after, my son wants nothing to do with me and I'm losing my hair.

PRESENTER
And you're fat

Steven
What? I don' think..

PRESENTER
Steven you're fat.

Steven
Ok..

PRESENTER
And ugly.

STEVEN
...

PRESENTER
Pathetic! Do you want help to forget your pathetic fat ugly balding self? Of course you do. Get your iphone out, go to the app. Place on your neck and press the button now.

Steven presses the button and immediately collapses.

PRESENTER
And there you have it, Steven has removed all of the bad memories in his head. Download the app today.

Nice little sketch, can't think of any way to improve it.

Very good.Nice idea.

Very good.Nice idea.

It's a nice idea, but seems to be a line rather than a sketch.

That's very funny, I'm still laughing, well done!

It's a decent idea and the app for all occaisons joke isn't explored enough.

This one I dunno, felt a little over done, like it carried on past the point we got the joke.

I've added a bit at the end...

Presenter
Not important enough to own an iphone? Don't have a phone that can download apps? Are you a moron? Do you even have a phone made in the 19th century? If you do you can still access our iSuicide service.Here's Peter to demonstrate how

Peter
Look, I'm really not that depressed with my life

PRESENTER
Well you should be. Look at that nose. And your suit looks like it was found in the Thames. Get out your mobile phone

Peter delays. The presenter gets into his face.

PRESENTER
Get it out, Get it out now!

Reluctantly Peter takes out his phone.

Presenter
Jesusthat's the size of my shoes.Now, Dial this number. 0845 ENDIT

Peter doesn't dial. The presenter gets agitated and steals his phone. He enters in the phone number. Almost immediately there is a knock on the door. Then almost immediately a crash as someone breaks down the door

Presenter
This is Derek. He will help you forget..

We see Derek pick up Peter and strangle him. His legs are dangling and flailing.

PRESENTER
Whether on an iphone or an isore, this app can help you forget your sorry lives.

Hi Fatty Otters,
I hope you don't mind, but I made a cartoon to go with your script, I just loved the joke so much, I wanted to see how it would work with visuals, Sorry if I've done something I shouldn't have, but hopefully you will understand I was just trying to do something for you not take your material. its a bit silly but then that's kind of the point, let me know what you think, the link is here:

http://goanimate.com/videos/0kPLCdeWYLwI?utm_source=linkshare

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ September 19 2013, 9:41 PM BST

Hi Fatty Otters,
I hope you don't mind, but I made a cartoon to go with your script, I just loved the joke so much, I wanted to see how it would work with visuals, Sorry if I've done something I shouldn't have, but hopefully you will understand I was just trying to do something for you not take your material. its a bit silly but then that's kind of the point, let me know what you think, the link is here:

http://goanimate.com/videos/0kPLCdeWYLwI?utm_source=linkshare

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Hey,

Not a problem at all. Is it wrong to admit that watching that made me laugh? Top stuff!

Quote: Fatty Otters @ September 19 2013, 9:51 PM BST

Hey,

Not a problem at all. Is it wrong to admit that watching that made me laugh? Top stuff!

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Hi, yes its probably very wrong ! LOL but I enjoyed making it and I know it was silly but I'm glad you enjoyed it, it was such a brilliant script!

Im so sad I just watch it again myself!

As an idea...when someone has the old brick type phones, rather than having an app or phone number, why not just use the weight of the phone to cave their own skull in?

Or is that too violent?

I think everyone should watch the cartoon:

click the link!

http://goanimate.com/videos/0kPLCdeWYLwI?utm_source=linkshare

Quote: Pete Turton @ September 20 2013, 6:43 AM BST

As an idea...when someone has the old brick type phones, rather than having an app or phone number, why not just use the weight of the phone to cave their own skull in?

Or is that too violent?

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That's the only bit that's made me laugh yet.

I'll run with that gappy

I think the iphone manufacturer has been genetically modifying there products!

I just heard the latest Apple comes with 4 cores!!!! LOL