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Quote: Tuumble @ September 18 2013, 3:24 PM BST

At 3 o'clock today, exactly 14 years after our wedding service began, I took off my wedding ring.

The future starts now.

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Glad to hear you're feeling more positive, Tuumble. How's the flat hunt going?

I am feeling poorly. First cold of the season for me.

Quote: reds @ September 18 2013, 12:40 PM BST

Are you in charge of the clerks?

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Haha, no. They are in charge of me.

The lack of geography thing usually works to my disadvantage. "Course you can do Cardiff in the morning and Bury St Edmonds in the afternoon, no worries".

Quote: billwill @ September 18 2013, 2:24 PM BST

10 cases in a morning?

Is justice really that swift?

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That''s fairly standard for none trial listings - pleas, case management, sentencing, dicking about hearings.

Had a revelation yesterday as I saw my 27 year old daughter as a true grown up adult.
(She's a lecturer at Leeds University)
I watched her giving an English Literature lesson to an enthralled audience with poise, confidence and mastery of her subject.

I felt like pointing and saying 'that's my little girl there that is'

Quote: Ben @ September 19 2013, 10:48 AM BST

Ben is off for a curry tonight. Already had a Domino's pizza this week. Gonna be a fat one.

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Curry sounds great. I just ate a piece of ham for dinner.

Quote: reds @ September 19 2013, 12:25 PM BST

Curry sounds great. I just ate a piece of ham for dinner.

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Sounds like Hannibal Lecter talking about his dinner date with William Shatner,

Is knackered.

Is ingesting coffee by the gallon in the hope this keeps me awake long enough to get to Leeds City Varieties tonight for "Bill Oddie - Unplucked".

Jusypt got accepted by a speech writing agency

Ben should get on with ironing his 'curry gear', but he's going to relax for a few minutes longer.

Had an afternoon nap and dreamt about a BCG-er!

We were having an affair until I found out he was a sex offender. I put it down to all the Benylin I've drank today.

What sort of sex offence was it? Because being this hot is not a crime

Can we guess who it was?

I can't choose between chip, Lee, Ben and sooty...

Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 5:48 PM BST

...until I found out he was a sex offender.

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That was never proven, goddammit!

Quote: Jennie @ September 19 2013, 5:48 PM BST

Had an afternoon nap and dreamt about a BCG-er!

We were having an affair until I found out he was a sex offender. I put it down to all the Benylin I've drank today.

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In fairness I've met a few of the lads on here and it's perm one from twenty-six in my opinion.

And Sooty do not change perm to sperm. You're better than that. No wait a minute...

I'm in the clear, can't remember what sex is.

I thought it was what the coal came in in Solihull.

Quote: zooo @ September 19 2013, 6:06 PM BST

Can we guess who it was?

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It's probably one of those secrets I should take to my grave. We were very much in love, until I found out he had shagged a 14 year old.

You know who you are.

Quote: Tuumble @ September 18 2013, 3:24 PM BST

At 3 o'clock today, exactly 14 years after our wedding service began, I took off my wedding ring.

The future starts now.

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I left mine in the loo at work today.
My future nearly stopped