App For That
TV Advert. Obnoxious Presenter
Presenter
Hi! Have you been down on your luck? Is the modern world bring you down? Have you lost your spiritual purpose? Do you feel like shit? Do you own an iPhone? Then we have the app for you
Cheesy advert music and presenter using an iphone.
PRESENTER
Just download the new app 'iSuicide' to halt your problems now. The iSuicide app will kill all of your problems at the click of a button. This revolutionary app will remove all of your problems in one swish of a finger. Simply load the app, place your phone on you neck and click on the 'forgetit now' button. It sends an electrical current to your brain and will remove all of those bad memories from your brain. Here is Steve to demonstrate.
Steve ambles on to the screen.
PRESENTER
Hi Steven!
Steven
erm, hi...
PRESENTER
And what seems to be the problem with you?
STEVEN
My wife left me last year, I lost my job not long after, my son wants nothing to do with me and I'm losing my hair.
PRESENTER
And you're fat
Steven
What? I don' think..
PRESENTER
Steven you're fat.
Steven
Ok..
PRESENTER
And ugly.
STEVEN
...
PRESENTER
Pathetic! Do you want help to forget your pathetic fat ugly balding self? Of course you do. Get your iphone out, go to the app. Place on your neck and press the button now.
Steven presses the button and immediately collapses.
PRESENTER
And there you have it, Steven has removed all of the bad memories in his head. Download the app today.