Quote: sootyj @ September 17 2013, 7:35 PM BST
So I'm applying to write short, quirky kids stories.
And they asked me to write a quirky story for 5 year olds about ants.
Here's the 2 versions I came up with, are either any good?
Advice welcome, hilarious reedits welcome, preoperative transexuals also welcome.
I'm not prejudiced.
1
Once there was a boy called Anthony who loved ants.
He loved how they all worked together and how they were so strong.
But most of all he loved to kill the; with boiling water and magnifying glasses.
Until one day a friend cooled him Ant.
He'd been an Ant all along.
2
Don't take food into your room, always use a plate, clean up your messes.
Or you'll get ants in the house and they'll take over said Billy's mom.
So Billy watched the ants; they worked all day carrying heavy weights and living in the earth.
Billy cleared up his mess.
Quote: Jennie @ September 18 2013, 9:15 AM BST
5am start for my trip to Norwich Crown Court today.
There are 10 cases on the list, two are offences of insects.
I'm trying not to judge.
There's your story.
Get thee to Norwich, my son.