I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,314

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2013, 10:54 PM BST

Then, as I said, they're thick!

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I don't know, in India the chances of getting away with it are pretty good.

Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2013, 10:50 PM BST

An eye.

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Ha! I SEE that now.

Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2013, 10:55 PM BST

I don't know, in India the chances of getting away with it are pretty good.

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Maybe no longer, with a bit of luck.

Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2013, 10:55 PM BST

I don't know, in India the chances of getting away with it are pretty good.

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Is that where you go on your BCG breaks?

For zooo.

FUCK.
ING.
HELL.

I am NEVER going to Northampton again.
Or looking out of my window.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 15 2013, 1:00 PM BST

For zooo.

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Update:

http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Northampton-clown-strikes-again-with-another-spooky-visitation-14092013.htm

I bet if you wave back at him that means you're marked out to die horribly.

Or maybe that's the people that don't wave back.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2420832/Jeremy-Clarkson-run-independently-Doncaster-North-happens-Ed-Milibands-seat.html#comments

Tosser.

Eurgh.

Clarkson's ideally suited to be an MP.

He's opinionated, boorish and doesn't give a monkey's what anyone else thinks.

Not sure he'd take the pay cut and extended working hours though.

MPs don't take pay cuts, silly rabbit, they just route their funds via overseas business accounts instead.

Oh my God NO !

"breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing . . . . "

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2013/09/16/cyrus-and-hemsworth-end-engagement/

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 16 2013, 11:48 PM BST

Oh my God NO !

"breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing . . . . "

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2013/09/16/cyrus-and-hemsworth-end-engagement/

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Huge sigh of relief from the gene pool, I should imagine...

Quote: DaButt @ January 27 2009, 7:06 PM GMT

Why should you have the right to own a carving knife? A pair of scissors? A can of gasoline? Rat poison? An automobile? A bucket of water?

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I miss reading the ole "guns make us safer" stuff after every US shooting spree. The "guns are just as dangerous as a bucket of water, so you might as well ban buckets" is one of my favourites. Asian countries have evil in many forms, from corruption to human rights abuses. Yet when criticized by the West, they respond: So why does America sell guns to its citizens, enabling them to go on shooting sprees? Because guns make America safer, that's why.

And why allow the blind to carry guns? http://blogs.lawyers.com/2013/09/blind-carry-concealed-weapons-in-iowa/
What next? It's my right as a blind person to be a bus driver.