Quote: lofthouse @ September 13 2013, 10:07 PM BSTI just went fer a slash and I noticed by belly in the mirror
Phat!!
I look like I'm with child ffs
Even when I am in a positive tummy place I can make myself look like that by relaxing my tummy muscles. Sometimes it's nice to pretend. For a couple of seconds.
But then the weight of your belly on your toes really starts to hurt, and you regret ever having relaxed your stomach muscles.
That's not just me, right?!
Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 10:35 PM BSTEven when I am in a positive tummy place I can make myself look like that by relaxing my tummy muscles. Sometimes it's nice to pretend. For a couple of seconds.
Well it's not the worst thing - for a woman.
To knock about the house Chip's wearing trousers that are 31" in the leg. They stop at his ankles and look a bit silly.
Like Michael Jackson.
Quote: Lee @ September 13 2013, 10:30 PM BSTSpeaking of chips, where is he?
A Satsuma ate him.
Quote: chipolata @ September 13 2013, 10:47 PM BSTTo knock about the house Chip's wearing trousers that are 31" in the leg. They stop at his ankles and look a bit silly.
Oh... he recovered.
To be honest, I don't think he should just waltz back in here with no explanation (unless I missed it).
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 14 2013, 12:18 AM BSTTo be honest, I don't think he should just waltz back in here with no explanation (unless I missed it).
Looks like he has been to fetch the ruby eye of
The one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Katmandu.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 14 2013, 12:18 AM BSTTo be honest, I don't think he should just waltz back in here with no explanation (unless I missed it).
It was more of a foxtrot than a waltz.
wb chip. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 14 2013, 12:18 AM BSTTo be honest, I don't think he should just waltz back in here with no explanation (unless I missed it).
But as none of us are married to him, I reckon it'll be OK
I am off to do the 'Brighton Color Run' (yes, with no u in colour). Bit apprehensive, suspect I may be the least cool person there.
Quote: roscoff @ August 29 2013, 9:07 AM BST
This gobshite is currently appearing in the German version of Celebrity Big Brother. Don't the Americans have their own version of this asylum of has beens and wannabees?
Quote: Jennie @ September 14 2013, 8:20 AM BSTBut as none of us are married to him, I reckon it'll be OK
I am off to do the 'Brighton Color Run' (yes, with no u in colour). Bit apprehensive, suspect I may be the least cool person there.
I wouldn't participate in anything that had an American spelling on religious grounds. Enjoy though sounds a bit of a gas!
Off to look at flats this morning. Yesterday when me and the wife had lunch together she 'helpfully' brought along a load of property details but I was way ahead of her having already done some research. I think it was meant with good heart but I rather she hadn't done it - I shall be choosing where I live thank you.
A sign of progress is that I noticed last night that she's no longer wearing her engagement or wedding rings (I still have mine on). I guess this makes officially my 'ex' now.*
Please note that this not a whinge, but an observation 
Chip's hoovered and flead the entire house. It's a bit fumey.
Quote: Oldrocker @ September 14 2013, 12:18 AM BSTTo be honest, I don't think he should just waltz back in here with no explanation (unless I missed it).
How dare you.
Quote: billwill @ September 13 2013, 11:33 PM BSTA Satsuma ate him.
Hah! I'm loved by satsumas.
Busy working on his term paper.
