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I went to University of East London where I was allowed to go to the uni bar 5 days a week.
It was women only one night and muslims only one night, I think the gays got it one night but they didn't mind. I also went to Birkbeck and Birmingham.

I think I joined the union once, but the cost was lost in the mists of time and my foggy memory.

Actually I should join the Birkbeck one, then I shall campaign to ban stuff.

Not sure what. Liquorice probably and lattes I hate the smell of both.

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:32 PM BST

In my mind, I have you down as being in your early 30's.

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Next year it's 40, then the crystal turns black.

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:30 PM BST

Today, I listened to North and South's 'I'm a man not a boy." I suspect that this doesn't get the outing it deserves in clubs up and down the country.

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Do you remember the awesome CBBC show? Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. AAAAAHHHHH NO SWEAT!

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 13 2013, 3:36 PM BST

Do you remember the awesome CBBC show? Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. Nah nah nah nah nah nana nah. AAAAAHHHHH NO SWEAT!

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Yes! And 'The Biz' too. I used to love that sort of thing.

At my friend's wedding last year, I handed the DJ my North and South CD's and insisted they play them. (It is a joke between our group). Apparently my tipsy self was a little 'forceful' on the issue. Friend unimpressed. DJ said he had never been asked to play 'North and South ' before!

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 3:34 PM BST

Next year it's 40, then the crystal turns black.

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Excellent. What are we doing for your 40th?

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:48 PM BST

DJ said he had never been asked to play 'North and South ' before!

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And yet Thicke sells a million records in the UK. Where is the pop justice?

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:48 PM BST

Yes! And 'The Biz' too. I used to love that sort of thing.

At my friend's wedding last year, I handed the DJ my North and South CD's and insisted they play them. (It is a joke between our group). Apparently my tipsy self was a little 'forceful' on the issue. Friend unimpressed. DJ said he had never been asked to play 'North and South ' before!

Excellent. What are we doing for your 40th?

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Taking a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Actually most likely not much, I'm not a great one for marking events.
Gets in the way of the misanthropy.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 3:51 PM BST

Taking a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Actually most likely not much, I'm not a great one for marking events.
Gets in the way of the misanthropy.

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That is NOT the spirit, Soots. Let's go and get ridiculously drunk on jager bombs. I've leave you in a gutter somewhere and go off with a 6ft Lithuanian.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 13 2013, 3:49 PM BST

And yet Thicke sells a million records in the UK. Where is the pop justice?

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It's true.

North and South played their own instruments and everything.

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:48 PM BST

Yes! And 'The Biz' too. I used to love that sort of thing.

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Meep.

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2013, 3:57 PM BST

Meep.

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<3
What's his name? Paul something?

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 3:57 PM BST

That is NOT the spirit, Soots. Let's go and get ridiculously drunk on jager bombs. I've leave you in a gutter somewhere and go off with a 6ft Lithuanian.

It's true.

North and South played their own instruments and everything.

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Well if I do anything you and all of BCG are more than welcome.

Was vaguely thinking of hiring the Canal Cafe and doing a one man show.

Although currently more fixed on getting this job https://www.elance.com/j/cost-of-sending-dracula-prison/46741888/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvY2F0LXdyaXRpbmctdHJhbnNsYXRpb24vcC0y

Quote: Jennie @ September 13 2013, 4:02 PM BST

<3
What's his name? Paul something?

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Paul Nicholls.

Paul Nicholls! He played a delightful mental on EastEnders too.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ September 13 2013, 4:08 PM BST

Paul Nicholls.

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Yes! Although I think I fancied the bloke who played his best friend, with dark hair and curtains. I was very partial to curtains when I was 10.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 4:06 PM BST

Well if I do anything you and all of BCG

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There was me thinking it would just be you and me.

You must have loved Declan Donnelly.

Quote: sootyj @ September 13 2013, 4:06 PM BST

Was vaguely thinking of hiring the Canal Cafe and doing a one man show.

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Excellent idea, everyone has to laugh because it's your birthday.

And because you'll be very funny, obviously.

F**k that laughter is strictly 2003, it's gonna be the all enui hour.