What and get it all over me ? I think wa***** and getting a bl** jo* are part of sex but hoever sex is to be about love.
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Well Last time I had sex was last week had to dig her up and bury her back under the decking. But she loves me, she just made a mistake is all...a little mistake...we all make em
Quote: jake how @ February 16, 2008, 7:19 PMWhat and get it all over me ? I think wa***** and getting a bl** jo* are part of sex but hoever sex is to be about love.
Yep! And there's no doubting who you love Jake 
I've been away for a while and I seem to have lost the British Sitcom Forums, I swear it used to be here.
Jake’s been telling about auditioning for the Chippendales. He’s on the short list.
He can keep his hat on though!
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 16, 2008, 7:57 PMJake’s been telling about auditioning for the Chippendales. He’s on the short list.
Sounds like he's on the long list.
Quote: Gavin @ February 16, 2008, 7:35 PMWell Last time I had sex was last week had to dig her up and bury her back under the decking. But she loves me, she just made a mistake is all...a little mistake...we all make em
Not into threesomes by any chance are you?
Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 7:13 PMYes! L|oads of times. On a c**t.
Very Kind Offer mr.Chapman but I have to decline
I'm not digging her up again, she lost a finger the last time, I only do for special ocasions.
Ok I think the joke is over now I am not sex mad and I am not a model I have been very stressed and busy this week So I thought I would have a joke so I can sure you that I will not be talking sex no more.
Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
At least some one is glad.
Welcome back Jake.
Well i think that anyone who makes up stories about being a model and about having you know whats for an hour and being offered ten grand to star in a porn movie should be banned. 
Quote: Mannikin Bird @ February 16, 2008, 9:33 PMWelcome back Jake.
Thanks
So it wasn't true about the b*** j**s?
And what if I'd already transfered my 500 quid for the strip?
Shame on you!