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Quote: zooo @ September 10 2013, 9:09 PM BST

I went without heating for a whole winter once. There were many blankets, hats and gloves involved.
It was kind of fun though.

Did your urine freeze? I'm doing important government research on the subject.

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2013, 9:09 PM BST

I went without heating for a whole winter once. There were many blankets, hats and gloves involved.
It was kind of fun though.

You need lots of cats to hug!

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 9:14 PM BST

Did your urine freeze? I'm doing important government research on the subject.

I wouldn't drink from an open bottle in Roscoff's house, if I were you.

Cats are great hot water bottles. I must acquire one.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 10 2013, 9:17 PM BST

I wouldn't drink from an open bottle in Roscoff's house, if I were you.

You want some ice with that gin and tonic Gordon?

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 9:14 PM BST

Did your urine freeze? I'm doing important government research on the subject.

It stayed at a steady 37 degrees.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 10 2013, 9:17 PM BST

You need lots of cats to hug!

ALWAYS.

Quote: roscoff @ September 10 2013, 9:22 PM BST

You want some ice with that gin and tonic Gordon?

That gin and tonic has a strange colour...but yes, with ice, please.

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Quote: zooo @ September 10 2013, 9:24 PM BST

It stayed at a steady 37 degrees.

I'm going to say something to you now perhaps no-one has said before. That's good urine Zooo.

:D

Ben is looking forward to his birthday thread tomorrow *cough cough*

A cold on your birthday, bad luck!

How old? 57, 58?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 10 2013, 10:00 PM BST

How old? 57, 58?

Come now, Gordon, you're far too much of a gent to ask a lady that.

Just finished watching the football. Now looking online to see where I can apply to for compensation.

Quote: Ben @ September 10 2013, 10:03 PM BST

Come now, Gordon, you're far too much of a gent to ask a lady that.

No he's not I've seen the pictures. Here he is on his way to work.

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