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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BST

Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. :)

Hurrah! :)

Damn barbers was shut.

Must be the cuts.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BST

Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. :)

Eeeeeeee!
I am perhaps even happier reading it the second time over.

Soon enough, Elliot will be down on one knee proposing.

Not if I get there first!!

Quote: Lee @ September 9 2013, 8:03 PM BST

Not if I get there first!!

Lovey
Unless you meant proposing to Elliot first. In which case I'm not quite sure which smiley to use. :|

Quote: Ben @ September 9 2013, 8:01 PM BST

Soon enough, Elliot will be down on one knee proposing.

I do not think so in any case!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 9 2013, 8:41 PM BST

Lovey
Unless you meant proposing to Elliot first. In which case I'm not quite sure which smiley to use. :|

Laughing out loud He is quite the dish!

No one would propose to me at the moment. My mum and I were watching "Once Upon a Time" and my mum asked my dad if he'd seen Hook's boots. So, of course, I pointed out how "that's two different kinds of oo". I embarrass myself.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 9 2013, 8:51 PM BST

No one would propose to me at the moment. My mum and I were watching "Once Upon a Time" and my mum asked my dad if he'd seen Hook's boots. So, of course, I pointed out how "that's two different kinds of oo". I embarrass myself.

Walk away from the phonetics Scatters, walk away.

I have now. I did a mixture of science and religious creation stories today - all boils down to the same thing anyway.

Oooh my gf is currently doing some phonetics. It's all oo er and ew's but that's enough about our bedroom habits.

Scatts the fundamentalist.

Did you say the Dinosaurs didn't get on the ark because they stayed in bed?
They were tyransaurus-overslept?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 9 2013, 8:59 PM BST

I have now. I did a mixture of science and religious creation stories today - all boils down to the same thing anyway.

A message from the bible belt...

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Don't pull his finger whatever you do!

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