Ben is just a piece of clip art? I bloody well knew it!
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Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:12 AM BSTThen he could get me a discount on the extortionate train fare and explain to me why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.
It's a technical problem , with the long cable that is connected to the Internet routers in Paddington station and reels out behind the train, it keeps breaking when it gets to the 150 mile range.
Quote: Ben @ September 9 2013, 11:49 AM BSTA girl in Ben's office had admitted to having an erotic dream about him.
Haven't we all?
Quote: Tursiops @ September 9 2013, 1:10 PM BSTHaven't we all?
It's a BCG awful truth moment. Next week. Your mum asks you to take down the nude picture of SootyJ you've hung in the downstairs loo.
Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. 
Thats not me, that's a mirror
But ros you can dream, you can dream
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BSTGet your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged.
Maid of Honour please. I look great in pink by the way. Oh and congratulations!
That's you that is
Congratulations, I thought you were married ages ago?
Can I write your speach for you, gratis of course.
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 1:30 PM BSTCongratulations, I thought you were married ages ago?
Can I write your speach for you, gratis of course.
Not if you can't spell speech you can't 
I thought you already were too, d'oh. Congratulations!!!
Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 1:32 PM BSTNot if you can't spell speech you can't
Ouch, that was my pad which seems set to Serbo Croat.
Still as they say in Wales
fsdfsdfho8eryfoweurhfkwefk;wehfku;hwek;fhwek;fhweuohfk;wfhk!
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 1:37 PM BSTStill as they say in Wales
fsdfsdfho8eryfoweurhfkwefk;wehfku;hwek;fhwek;fhweuohfk;wfhk!
That actually means 'yes' by the way
What the hell did I just agree to?
Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 1:32 PM BSTNot if you can't spell speech you can't
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2013, 1:34 PM BSTI thought you already were too, d'oh. Congratulations!!!
>_<
Thanks all.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BSTGet your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged.
Did someone say hat?!
Huuuge congratulations to you both, glad you've got some happy news Nil x