British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 5,274

Ben is just a piece of clip art? I bloody well knew it!

Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:12 AM BST

Then he could get me a discount on the extortionate train fare and explain to me why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.

It's a technical problem , with the long cable that is connected to the Internet routers in Paddington station and reels out behind the train, it keeps breaking when it gets to the 150 mile range.

Angelic Angelic Wave Teary

Quote: Ben @ September 9 2013, 11:49 AM BST

A girl in Ben's office had admitted to having an erotic dream about him.

Haven't we all?

Quote: Tursiops @ September 9 2013, 1:10 PM BST

Haven't we all?

It's a BCG awful truth moment. Next week. Your mum asks you to take down the nude picture of SootyJ you've hung in the downstairs loo.

Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. :)

Thats not me, that's a mirror

But ros you can dream, you can dream

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BST

Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. :)

Maid of Honour please. I look great in pink by the way. Oh and congratulations!

That's you that is

Image

Congratulations, I thought you were married ages ago?

Can I write your speach for you, gratis of course.

Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 1:30 PM BST

Congratulations, I thought you were married ages ago?

Can I write your speach for you, gratis of course.

Not if you can't spell speech you can't Rolling eyes

I thought you already were too, d'oh. Congratulations!!!

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 1:32 PM BST

Not if you can't spell speech you can't Rolling eyes

Ouch, that was my pad which seems set to Serbo Croat.

Still as they say in Wales

fsdfsdfho8eryfoweurhfkwefk;wehfku;hwek;fhwek;fhweuohfk;wfhk!

Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 1:37 PM BST

Still as they say in Wales

fsdfsdfho8eryfoweurhfkwefk;wehfku;hwek;fhwek;fhweuohfk;wfhk!

That actually means 'yes' by the way

What the hell did I just agree to?

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 1:32 PM BST

Not if you can't spell speech you can't Rolling eyes

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ September 9 2013, 1:34 PM BST

I thought you already were too, d'oh. Congratulations!!!

>_<

Thanks all. :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 9 2013, 1:24 PM BST

Get your new hats ready, me and Julia are engaged. :)

Did someone say hat?!

Huuuge congratulations to you both, glad you've got some happy news Nil x

Share this page