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Do. Not sure about a blossoming romance - I suspect my 'I can't believe I'n on a f**king train at 7am' face isn't particularly alluring.

But maybe we could stay friends. Then he could get me a discount on the extortionate train fare and explain to me why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.

Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, w...

Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:12 AM BST

Do. Not sure about a blossoming romance - I suspect my 'I can't believe I'n on a f**king train at 7am' face isn't particularly alluring.

But maybe we could stay friends. Then he could get me a discount on the extortionate train fare and explain to me why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.

Have you seen this film?

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Or was it more like this?

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Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:12 AM BST

Do. Not sure about a blossoming romance - I suspect my 'I can't believe I'm f**king on a train at 7am' face isn't particularly alluring.

But maybe we could stay friends. Then he could get me a discount on the extortionate train fare and explain to me why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.

Is the lack of WiFi that bad?

Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:01 AM BST

Dave the train manager

Not that Dave, I hope....

Quote: Jennie @ September 9 2013, 8:12 AM BST

why trains are the only place in the world where you can't get free WiFi.

Buses
Planes
Hovercraft
Rowing Boats
Snowden
Submarines
The Three Cliffs campsite in the Gower
Most public toilets
Volcano's
Kamchatka

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 9:32 AM BST

Buses
Planes
Hovercraft
Rowing Boats
Snowden
Submarines
The Three Cliffs campsite in the Gower
Most public toilets
Volcano's
Kamchatka
Wales

Electricity first surely?

Quote: Lazzard @ September 9 2013, 9:26 AM BST

Not that Dave, I hope....

Nah he's on compassionate leave

Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 9:41 AM BST

Electricity first surely?

Racist.

I have to say that I love my form of revenge and sarcasm - it's so incredibly subtle that no-one ever bloody notices!

It's not my fault that these cutting witticisms aren't understood by people (but would explain a lot).

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 9:08 AM BST

Have you seen this film?

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I love Brief Encounter - one of my favourite films. Sadly, I have neither the perfect hair or the brilliant accent. Dave wasn't exactly dashing either.

Status report, up all night cos I rock out with my cock out. ........ I'd only my son kept me up all night poor little fella

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 9:32 AM BST

Buses

My bus between Teesside and Newcastle has sockets and free WiFi. It is delightful.

Right, getting this off my chest now and then I'm done for the day being...

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YOUR decision means that not only will I be separated from my kids it effectively makes me homeless as well. Forgive me if I'm not jumping for joy.

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Keep the car.

Quote: roscoff @ September 9 2013, 9:43 AM BST

Racism.

So racism before electricity or wifi.

I'm starting to think your government isn't the Welsh Assembly.

It's the Welsh Dissasembly!

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