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Quote: sootyj @ September 8 2013, 11:48 AM BST

Ask them what the Mexican said when he admitted murdering his wife?

I want tequila?

Tequila

Read it in a racist Mexican accent

Just eaten two carrots and now heading down the gym.

Quote: Ben @ September 8 2013, 2:53 PM BST

Just eaten two carrots and now heading down the gym.

Angelic

What should I do on a wintry Sunday afternoon?

1) Go to Homebase and buy a houseplant.

2) Do some writing

3) Curl up in bed and watch the Star Trek movie.

Choices choices. I am supposed to be going out for dinner tonight and really really can't be bothered.

Quote: Ben @ September 8 2013, 2:53 PM BST

Just eaten two carrots and now heading down the gym.

Is it dark?

Lmfao!!

Quote: Jennie @ September 8 2013, 3:04 PM BST

What should I do on a wintry Sunday afternoon?

1) Go to Homebase and buy a houseplant.

2) Do some writing

3) Curl up in bed and watch the Star Trek movie.

Choices choices. I am supposed to be going out for dinner tonight and really really can't be bothered.

Why not have one room in your flat you never go in, then if you have dinner there once a month it's like going out!

Quote: Jennie @ September 8 2013, 3:04 PM BST

What should I do on a wintry Sunday afternoon?

1) Go to Homebase and buy a houseplant.

2) Do some writing

3) Curl up in bed and watch the Star Trek movie.

Choices choices. I am supposed to be going out for dinner tonight and really really can't be bothered.

None of the above. Waste time posting on here whilst simultaneously re-filing your collection of supermarket vouchers. That's what all women collect right?

Roscoff is that the reason Zooo got a bin bag full of nectar posts and an obsene image last Valentines day?

Peg eight George !

Ben is about to start watching series 2 of Top Boy.

Haven't a clue what 'Top Boy' is but it sounds very gay, so is,, presumably, fun.

Pissed off. Why have I stayed here for 40 years? Will probably regret posting this in the morning when sober!

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