(Sung)
At world of PC its easy PeeZee
(brash male voice)
never mind the gigahertz
choosing a pc no longer hurts
(homely female voice)
Weve simplified it into 3 basic steps
(brash male voice)
1) choose a colour, black for the boys, pink for the girls
2) choose a size big for the men, small for the women and gays
3) pay at the till
At world of PC its easy PeeZee
(Read quickly)
Terms and conditions apply. Anyone abusing staff by asking technical questions will be removed.
That's a really good idea, and absolutely on the nose of bloody awful pc shops.
It's just too compact, spread it out, get some more ideas and stuff in there.
Maybe some guy who wants a laptop just for porn, or a girl who only wants it to post selfies.
The dialogue idea is good expand it.
If you made it futuristic it could feel quite 2525.
thanks sootyj, great advice, I'll spend some time on this maybe over the next few days and get back with a longer version.
As for 2525, I could really hear it as a futuristic version....
It's a good idea, but maybe the homely female voice could be dropped. It's a bit jarring against the brash male voice. I'd say concentrate on that. A no nonsense PC shop for geezers is quite funny.
I can't really see how this would fit 2525 unless you rewrote every line and gave the sketch a different subject.
More what would the computer shop of the future be like?
If you evolved existing concepts to the ultimate end.
An iphone2000 with Siri shouting
"I've got a f**king iphone you peasants!"
I like spoof adverts and PC world is a good one to play with, I just wrote this maybe some of the lines might help:
At PC world we've got the lot
Laptops and tablets with usb slots
The choice you make is up to you
We even repair if your screen has gone blue
Come on inside and see for yourself
Play with the computers we have on the shelf
If your old PC is shattered and worn
Or your fed up of buffering when your watching porn
We can cater for every need
A dual core processor for faster speed
We are here to help you have nothing to fear
Our salesmen are friendly and they like to greet
But most of all they are very discreet
We won't tell your wife if you want it for porn
Because hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn
just thought this might fit in!!!
Were all very nice, you get good advice,
from a new pc, to wireless mice,
we don't make a fuss, and another plus,
we don't use technical terms, we know your thicker than us,
This is the opposite of the ususal advice round here, but I think you need to drum the joke home more. make it longer, make it clearer that PC World are laughing at idiots and that the customers *are* idiots. It's a good idea for a spoof, and an effective start.
This is a different angle on it:
At PC world we are here to sell
Our most popular product is Packard bell
We don't get hung up about technical jargon
And don't come to us if you want a good bargain
Our salesmen are pushy and have no technical skills
Just pick a computer and go to the tills
If you don't ask questions, they will tell you no lies
They really are salesman not technical guys
If you're hard drive has crashed or you got a blue screen
We'll wipe all your data because we're really mean
We'll sell you anti virus that's extremely dear
But we know you'll buy it because we'll fill you with fear
We've got all sorts of ad-ons and crap you don't need
We'll tell you it'll improve your broadband speed
So come on down to our store
We'll sell you a PC and much much more
Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ September 8 2013, 1:58 PM BSTThis is a different angle on it:
At PC world we are here to sell
Our most popular product is Packard bell
We don't get hung up about technical jargon
And don't come to us if you want a good bargain
Our salesmen are pushy and have no technical skills
Just pick a computer and go to the tills
If you don't ask questions, they will tell you no lies
They really are salesman not technical guys
If you're hard drive has crashed or you got a blue screen
We'll wipe all your data because we're really mean
We'll sell you anti virus that's extremely dear
But we know you'll buy it because we'll fill you with fear
We've got all sorts of ad-ons and crap you don't need
We'll tell you it'll improve your broadband speed
Love it! I just took out your last two Lines so I could add to it, following on from broadband speed:
We'll act like we care when you choose a PC,
Then scare you into buying our extended warranty
make you buy a case, that you really don't want
some recordable CD's, and a personalised font
If your PC has broken, we'll claim its beyond repair,
It's cheaper to buy a new one, they are just over there
If your looking for a bargain, you don't stand a chance
But we can spread the cost, with our monthly finance
You'll get a better PC, if spend a little more
Is a lie we've been telling, since 1994
So Buy and rush home, we know you can't wait
by the times its unboxed, it will be out of date
You'd get better advice, from a computer geek
but we're open till 8, 7 days a week
why not bring the family, if you haven't decided
because Children and wife's, are so technically minded
Nice one FunnyHAHA. It goes with it very well.
great work so far with these rhymes, I was trying to think of a song they would fit to. There must be one which fits the rhythm but all I could think of was joe dolce shut uppa your face and this needs an autopsy to fit.
We'll act like we care when you choose a PC,
Then scare you into buying our extended warranty
If you know its something that you don't really want
Just Shutuppa your face
Easy PC hey
If your PC has broken, we say we cannot repair,
cheaper to buy a new one, they just over there
Ask me for a discount, you don't stand a chance
Just Shuttupa your face
....
PC World we have the lot
All with a usb slot
They all go on the net
Like a loyal cyber pet
We're the ones to take a punt
Gives us your money
You f**king c**t
Quote: tony kay @ September 8 2013, 7:36 PM BSTgreat work so far with these rhymes, I was trying to think of a song they would fit to. There must be one which fits the rhythm but all I could think of was joe dolce shut uppa your face and this needs an autopsy to fit.
We'll act like we care when you choose a PC,
Then scare you into buying our extended warranty
If you know its something that you don't really want
Just Shutuppa your face
Easy PC hey
If your PC has broken, we say we cannot repair,cheaper to buy a new one, they just over there
Ask me for a discount, you don't stand a chance
Just Shuttupa your face
....
How about this one? It is free to use as long as you add credits
The lyrics start when the drums kick in.
Lots of trimming is needed but mixing and matching the bits you like best and that fit from the rhymes above.
http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100474