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Ben has the sun beating down on him.

I may not know much about cars but I clearly have good instinct in thinking of thinking it wasn't worth putting ours through the MOT.

SO WHY DID I DO IT???? :O

The MOT was done less than three months ago and I'm too embarrassed to say how much I've spent since. Sick

What's worse is I can't even drive the thing and it belongs to my soon to be ex-wife! Eh?

Quote: Tuumble @ September 5 2013, 3:18 PM BST

What's worse is I can't even drive the thing and it belongs to my soon to be ex-wife! Eh?

I think I'm right in saying that you should STOP NOW!!!!!!

Could you sell it? Then keep the money that you've spent on it and give the rest back to her.

Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 11:29 AM BST

I am going to Ipswich. Once there, I will go to court and write down a date. Then I will come back to London.

Pity you cannot do it on-line. You have been doing most of your other dating on-line.

:S Whistling nnocently Errr Rolling eyes

It's rather simplistic the way I've written it above but suffice to say this is the last penny I shall ever spend on it.

It's more a matter of bad timing and personal circumstances as to why this ludicrous situation has arisen. I have to take some responsibility for that but the car is needed right now and if we don't have it it actually causes rather more problems than it solves. You'll just have to trust me on that.

We're in the process of severing financial ties anyway and while I'll ultimately see less of my kids I'll actually end up being better off. I know which way I'd prefer it but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Despite how the above reads I've grown another five testicles this summer and I'm not the walkover I used to be. It's been quite liberating telling people how I really feel.

I shouldn't cough this Tuumble but reading your posts whilst looking at your sad clown picture makes me laugh so I have to cover up your picture. Sorry :$

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2013, 4:41 PM BST

I shouldn't cough this Tuumble but reading your posts whilst looking at your sad clown picture makes me laugh so I have to cover up your picture. Sorry :$

Are you saying I'm a laughing stock? :)

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Laughing out loud

Right Roscoff is off to do some reading in bed then get his beauty sleep! Just like to say that despite the plethora of sarcastic and sometimes caustic remarks we all bandy around on this site there are some genuinely nice people on here and when the chips are down they're extremely supportive and very helpful. And not just on the latest DVD comedy boxset either :)
Yes I'm being deadly serious for once. Enjoy it because it will probably never happen again :)

Ben thinks it's time to call it a night.

I still do some IT support and today I helped a film director/producer rescue a document with list of video clips that she had spent 6 weeks work building up and had vanished in the blink of an UNDO click.

She said I was a Knight

So Ben I was I.T. and you too can call me a Knight.

:) :) :)

Quote: billwill @ September 5 2013, 11:50 PM BST

I still do some IT support and today I helped a film director/producer rescue a document with list of video clips that she had spent 6 weeks work building up and had vanished in the blink of an UNDO click.

She said I was a Knight

So Ben I was I.T. and you too can call me a Knight.

:) :) :)

You mean you clicked 'REDO' ?

Very looking forward to the qualification match tonight.

I can't be bothered with international games. Will probably watch bits of the England game here and there though.

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