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Quote: sootyj @ September 4 2013, 9:41 PM BSTDoes that chat up line ever work?
That was very satisfyingly cyclical 
Quote: zooo @ September 4 2013, 9:43 PM BSTStop ittttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Our work is done here 
Quote: Nigel Ball @ August 22 2013, 11:16 AM BSTYour post makes no sense at all! Please "NEVER" have children! I just hope my daughters never end up being a "DESPERATE SLAPPER" putting themselves out in the open. I suppose its the way people are brought or dragged up isn't it? To be taught whats right and wrong and to have a little bit of self respect takes nothing! Shame I can't say that about everybody!
Sorry Shandy, I think it was aimed at me! Slightly annoyed me, if only for the completely unnecessary references to my parents. Perfectly happy for you to call me every name under the sun - but insult my mummy at your peril.
Anyway, I think 'dispute' is putting it a little high. I was barely in first gear. But he is clearly an emotionally unstable individual. Even before this, he was number one on my 'creepy weirdos to be avoided on BCG' list.
Zooo leapt to my defence though, cos she's ace
Quote: Jennie @ September 4 2013, 11:15 PM BSTSorry Shandy, I think it was aimed at me! Slightly annoyed me, if only for the completely unnecessary references to my parents. Perfectly happy for you to call me every name under the sun - but insult my mummy at your peril.
Anyway, I think 'dispute' is putting it a little high. I was barely in first gear. But he is clearly an emotionally unstable individual. Even before this, he was number one on my 'creepy weirdos to be avoided on BCG' list.
Zooo leapt to my defence though, cos she's ace
I don't know this person at all but the description 'raving nutter' springs to mind. (SO unusual on the BCG)
Don't remember seeing that post, yup, an angry man reared his head there for sure.
Back they go in the drawer, my rose tinted glasses 
Seeing the good side of people is never a bad quality.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 4 2013, 6:32 PM BSTHe called me worse things...just because I dared to criticise Not Going Out. Dickhead.
You know, I leave in perpetual fear of having to represent someone on a BCG case.
I can see it now..
JUDGE: Now, why was it that your client decided to petrol bomb the complainant Mr Aaron's house, kidnap his pet rabbit and smear faeces over his bedroom walls?
ME: Well my Lord, there is good reason for it. You see, the complainant had contacted the defendant regarding the size of the picture in his signature.
JUDGE: So?
ME: Not only that, he had removed several of his posts for being off topic and had plainly stated that "My nephew can fart better sitcoms than Badults".
JUDGE: Ah.
ME: I think Your Lordship will agree that this constitutes highly provocative behaviour.
JUDGE: Quite right. Absolute Discharge. The complainant Mr Aaron is hereby sentenced to 3 months watching continual repeats of "Big Top". Take him down.
Quote: keewik @ September 4 2013, 11:32 PM BSTI don't know this person at all but the description 'raving nutter' springs to mind. (SO unusual on the BCG)
I know, disappointing, isn't it. Where are they all?
Quote: Jennie @ September 4 2013, 11:15 PM BSThe was number one on my 'creepy weirdos to be avoided on BCG' list.
I'm slightly disappointed to have been usurped into second place 
Quote: zooo @ September 4 2013, 9:09 PM BSTObviously internet dating rubs him up the wrong way!
Can you re-phrase that please!
Quote: Marc P @ September 5 2013, 10:51 AM BSTCan you re-phrase that please!
An anagram is 'Deviation tortures snubbingly, naughty power whim'
Will that do?
Good work, Will.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2013, 11:19 AM BSTAn anagram is 'Deviation tortures snubbingly, naughty power whim'
I believe this to be untrue and am shocked that Will Cam would mis-lead the jury.
Quote: zooo @ September 5 2013, 11:27 AM BSTYou took the words right out of my mouth.
Great Meat Loaf song, this is!
Thanks, I think.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ September 5 2013, 11:46 AM BSTBest thing you've written on here thus far, imo. Off-the-cuff and amusing. All that 'planning and how-to' stuff goes straight out the window when spontaneity arrives.
I went for this one personally. It's even got alliteration.
Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 11:26 AM BSTGood work, Will.