You do realise summer comes back next year? 
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Anyone died today 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 4 2013, 8:25 PM BSTToday I sat by the river realizing that it was one of the last real summer days of the year (27 C)...hard times are coming for me knowing that the weather can only become worse.
Perhaps it's time for you to crack open the Swiss liqueur and forget all your worries, yes?
Quote: Ben @ September 4 2013, 8:47 PM BSTSwiss liqueur
Is that an expression for cow's milk?
Quote: Ben @ September 4 2013, 8:47 PM BSTSwiss liqueur
Here's one. I'm sure I've seen some of these up them there Alps.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 4 2013, 9:16 PM BSTIs that an expression for cow's milk?
No, but it bloody well should be!
Quote: roscoff @ September 4 2013, 9:21 PM BSTHere's one. I'm sure I've seen some of these up them there Alps.
Looks like they're fighting for the last slice of ham.
Quote: dellas @ September 4 2013, 9:54 AM BST
No doubt! Though, as a 'newbie', my post's connection with this monster thread is bound to be a little tenuous... There's always room for an oblique, glove puppet-related non sequitur, I always say...
Now now Sooty, put your water pistol away....
Bloody Christmas menu on display in Wetherspoons?- feeling chilly already?
Quote: dellas @ September 5 2013, 6:52 AM BST
Sainsbury's yesterday had a large display of 'deep-filled mince pies', the boxes covered in Christmas motifs... still enjoying the Indian summer, though.
Quote: zooo @ September 4 2013, 8:29 PM BSTYou do realise summer comes back next year?
Worst title for a sequel ever.
I am going to Ipswich. Once there, I will go to court and write down a date. Then I will come back to London.
Quote: Jennie @ September 5 2013, 11:29 AM BSTI am going to Ipswich. Once there, I will go to court and write down a date. Then I will come back to London.
Are you going by train? I like travelling by train. Will it be January 2035. Because that's when my gagging order ends and I can dish the dirt on the BCG alumni. Yeh that's right Zooo. 2035!