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nb not only do I never go on holiday, I've had a few nightmares about going on holiday.

Thats another one for the Sootyj list of ridiculous phobias.

John Barrowman was also in the dream, sooty...

I have nightmares about having to drive a car somewhere and not knowing how.

I trust you will be discreet about me and John going burglarising, I only bring him because with his strong physique he's excellent for giving me a push up from behind. That and being able to cram himself into tight spaces.

Cor blimey.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 12:03 PM BST

I have nightmares about having to drive a car somewhere and not knowing how.

I sometimes dreamt about having to drive somewhere having completely forgotten the way. That gave me the feeling of letting myself and others down. :(

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Don't click if you're arachnophobic.

EDIT: The Anti-Spider-Police was quick today. Good work, officer zooo. ;)

Can you not, please!

P.S. Why are your pictures' URLs always so incredibly long? How do you even make that happen??
Tinyurl.com tells me that one was 15,871 characters long.

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Pain. In. The. Arse.

Quote: sootyj @ September 2 2013, 9:44 PM BST

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zebras *shakes head* damned equines.

My dreams aren't half as interesting as all of yours, but I did recently have a very strange dream where I was in my old Highschool. I had my timetable and I couldn't find my locker. So, I wander about and there are hundreds of bizarre people everywhere, you know the kind, blurry shadows that you know are there but don't jump out at you. Anyways, so I find my way to one of the classes, and I am fifteen minutes late and I am totally unprepared. I have no idea what the class is, who the teacher is, and I don't recognize any of the people. Very straight forward so far, until I look at my stomach and realize I'm pregnant. Now, I'm a chap, a gentlemen, and seeing a very obvious bump is not something I'm used to... and certainly not something I ever hope happens. So the dream ends and I am sat in class with all these weirdohs staring at me. I think maybe the baby giraffe was the father??

I often dream I'm sharing a frosties cereal bar with a rabbit.

Is the rabbit naked?

I haven't had a dream featuring any BCGers in a long time. I remember having a particularly odd one about Ellie once. I woke up and felt a little troubled by it.

Quote: Ben @ September 4 2013, 7:31 PM BST

I haven't had a dream featuring any BCGers in a long time. I remember having a particularly odd one about Ellie once. I woke up and felt a little troubled by it.

I often wonder whether posting on here is part of the real world or I'm dreaming. Then I see Sooty's posts and realise this can't be any kind of normal reality.

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