Quote: Ben @ September 3 2013, 8:08 PM BSTYou people are depraved. That's why I can't keep away.
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Hey sootyj, what's you're favourite sexual position?
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 8:09 PM BSTDo it yourself!
Why's that?
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 8:09 PM BSTKids today no work ethic about anything.
I'd keep that quiet.
nicely constructed Nils
*applauds politely*
*Throws rose on stage*
"Rose climbs down off the stage and smacks Roscoff in the mouth."
Sootyj gazes from backstage wearing his sinister half mask, and plays Music of the Night with armpit farts, as the beautiful yet naiev Nils plays the music he wrote.
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 9:18 PM BSTSootyj gazes from backstage wearing his sinister half mask, and plays Music of the Night with armpit farts, as the beautiful yet naiev Nils plays the music he wrote.
I got a new iPod today and on this one if you highlight some text a nice man reads it out aloud for you in a terribly nice middle class accent
I just did it with that sentence
Lmfao
How did it pronounce naiev?
Nayef
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 3 2013, 4:29 PM BSTTeddy has been moved from freelance and has been taken in house as a greetings card writer.
is there a greetings card for that?
May your day be happy and bright;
enjoy your evening tonight.
Special greetings to you, whatever you do,
have the time of your life!
Very difficult???...pity you... but good luck in new job xxxxxx
May your day be happy and bright;
enjoy your evening tonight.
Special greetings to you, whatever you do,
have the time of your life!
Very difficult???...pity you... but good luck in new job xxxxxx
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 9:18 PM BSTSootyj gazes from backstage wearing his sinister half mask, and plays Music of the Night with armpit farts, as the beautiful yet naiev Nils plays the music he wrote.
...I just sat down to glance at the forum, and read this one without too much context.
Now I have an image of (glove puppet) Sooty sweeping in (sorry) in POTO mask, etc... though he'd have difficulty carrying off the armpit stuff.
With Soo bear looking suitably disgruntled?