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Valentine's Day Page 9

Just you.

Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:10 PM

I thought you would say that
If you really want to see me nude then I am sure we can come to an arrangement. Whistling nnocently

Nah I've gone off you now I know how filthy you are

Quote: Aaron @ February 14, 2008, 5:06 PM

Aww, Ruby does love you afterall!

Speaks a man who clearly got a card saying "I want your hot body now you stud" from his Mum yesterday.

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Bet it took pride of place above the fireplace!

Any way for Valentine's Day I took my girlfriend out to dinner and brought red roses and gave her the best sex she ever had, she gave me a card and a nice long B*** j** we do that on Valentine's day and all
the time.

Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:10 PM

I thought you would say that and I only ever done 5 porn movies because I neeeded the money and model work for about 2 years I don't do it any more and websites still use my nude pictures.

If you really want to see me nude then I am sure we can come to an arrangement. Whistling nnocently

I think I better say that I used to be a stripper as well and I some times still do that for about £500.

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Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 4:55 PM

I do work out a lot.

Is that with a pencil or a calculater?

Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 6:23 PM

I did get the offer to make a porn movie for over £10,000 but I don't do that no more.

I think this explains a lot.

You should change your name from Jake How to "Jake; How d'ya wan' it Bitch"

I see the testosterone and monkey bollock implants have worked. Laughing out loud

My girlfriend has gone to work today, we made love all night and she gave me the best Bl** Jo* ever.

How much extra does it cost for you to call her your girlfriend?

She is why do you ask she is not a pros you know.

Does she look like Sharon?

No, she is a model too.

Didn't meet in a shop window did you?

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