Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 2:48 PM BSTAnd that it isn't a train
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 3 2013, 2:50 PM BSTAt least not one with David Smith on it.
Wit. Humour. None of the above 
Status report Page 5,260
Eh?
Teddy has been moved from freelance and has been taken in house as a greetings card writer.
Teddys novel 'Spinning into Control' now has three complete chapters and he remains upbeat and busy.
Excellant news Teddy 
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 3 2013, 4:29 PM BSTTeddy has been moved from freelance and has been taken in house as a greetings card writer.
Teddys novel 'Spinning into Control' now has three complete chapters and he remains upbeat and busy.
Good to hear, Teddy - and congrats on the greetings card post! Are you just doing jokes or can we expect to see soppy mush drip forth from your pen?
*waits for Sootyj to quote and add two letters at the end*
Quote: Badge @ September 3 2013, 4:39 PM BST*waits for Sootyj to quote and add two letters at the end*
I am unable to convey the depth of feelings I have and as such only write aggressive stance type cards that are more offensive than funny (Nothing new there).
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 3 2013, 4:42 PM BSTI am unable to convey the depth of feelings I have and as such only write aggressive stance type cards that are more offensive than funny (Nothing new there).
Yes but a whole career based on the phrase 'Liverpool are shit.' Really. Money for old insults I reckon. 
Ben still hasn't taken his work shoes off yet.
Quote: Ben @ September 3 2013, 7:27 PM BSTBen still hasn't taken his work shoes off yet.
Are you expecting another customer?
These high heels would fit this rubber suit perfectly:
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ September 3 2013, 7:55 PM BSTThese high heels would fit this rubber suit perfectly:
Tsk, don't you remember, Gordon, Ben's very particular about colour co-ordination, and the shoes would clash terribly.
You people are depraved. That's why I can't keep away.
Quote: Badge @ September 3 2013, 4:39 PM BST*waits for Sootyj to quote and add two letters at the end*
Do it yourself!
Kids today no work ethic about anything.