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Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 2 2013, 9:31 PM BST

That.

Perhaps it's time to take an extended break from forums David, to, you know, get yourself better.

Did that chat up line work?

Not on David Bowie, no.

Ben has not got much to do, but plenty of time. Hmmmmm.

Quote: Ben @ September 2 2013, 10:32 PM BST

Ben has not got much to do, but plenty of time. Hmmmmm.

What to do, what to do?

Quote: Jennie @ September 2 2013, 9:40 PM BST

masturbating

Will Cam is lying in his new bed. The old one was hurting his back and he prays to f**k that he wakes up pain free so as to justify the spend on a posturpedic bed.

Tuumble - I wish you all the luck in the world old chap. Us middle aged blokes need to stick together Hug

David Smith - I wish I had written Steve Sunshine's post as he took the words right out of my mouth and I couldn't say it any better.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ September 2 2013, 9:31 PM BST

Perhaps it's time to take an extended break from forums David, to, you know, get yourself better.

I totally endorse that Shandy.

Ben is drinking coffee and watching the news. Should really get on with making some sandwiches.

For those following my relationship travails...

Last night I de-friended on Facebook one of the people who has let me down recently in a rather a cute and cutting way. In a final Facebook message I explained how I felt but expressed it in such a way as being ultra reasonable while layering on a massive dollop of guilt to have them squirming in their seat. The great thing about facts is that they can't be argued with.

I don't really take any pleasure from this episode but sometimes you have to find a way readdressing the balance so that you can move on.

Is there any light at the end of the tunnel Tuumble?

Quote: Will Cam @ September 3 2013, 2:01 PM BST

Is there any light at the end of the tunnel Tuumble?

There is light at the end of the tunnel but I fear there is some rocky terrain to cross first. I think there's a lack of realism in what's being expected on some major decisions and those hurdles may heighten the frustration which in turn will make things more difficult for all of us.

What I've personally got to get away from his my paranoia about stuff. I was given a backhanded compliment about my son today and yet it felt like it was presented in such a way as to publicly make me look like a bad parent.

I dunno, maybe it was all genuine but it came across as unnecessary and a bit cutting if you ask me.

Quote: David Smith @ September 2 2013, 10:59 AM BST

Sorry for being not on recently guys. My Brother passed away in a car accident.

I noticed you were not on David.

It may be small comfort but at least you have experience of arranging funerals following the sudden death of your best friend in your house recently.

I don't envy you old chap.
*Thinks of something uplifting to say ...but fails

Quote: Badge @ September 3 2013, 2:26 PM BST

I noticed you were not on David.

It may be small comfort but at least you have experience of arranging funerals following the sudden death of your best friend in your house recently.

And they're off......

Quote: Tuumble @ September 3 2013, 2:18 PM BST

There is light at the end of the tunnel but I fear there is some rocky terrain to cross first. I think there's a lack of realism in what's being expected on some major decisions and those hurdles may heighten the frustration which in turn will make things more difficult for all of us.

What I've personally got to get away from his my paranoia about stuff. I was given a backhanded compliment about my son today and yet it felt like it was presented in such a way as to publicly make me look like a bad parent.

I dunno, maybe it was all genuine but it came across as unnecessary and a bit cutting if you ask me.

Man it sounds like bad times. Sorry to hear that. I've been away from the boards for a while so missed the whole scenario. I won't pry but let's hope that light of the end of the tunnel arrives soon.

And that it isn't a train

At least not one with David Smith on it.

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