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Is that Sylvester Stallone in Cobra 2: The Anorexia Years?

Quote: roscoff @ September 1 2013, 10:07 PM BST
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Bussell lives!

This is great, although some suggestions are a bit hard to do, erm, I'll have to have a think on a few.

To answer your question Lofthouse... I will reply with another question: Isn't it cool to stay inside and chat about George and Mildred?

Sadly, I doubt I'll ever be as cool as this:

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Being cool is easy. You've just got to be awesome without looking like you're trying to hard. Clever and aloof. Also, the right pair of jeans is essential. An entire empire of cool can collapse around the wrong pair of old man jeans.

Or whatever.

Jeans?

Get with the times babe

It's all about the combat pants right now

It always has and always will be jeans.

If you are a boy, do NOT wear ultra skinny jeans.
You will look like a total and utter twunt.

You may look cool to other boys though. There must be some f**king reason they do it.

Quote: zooo @ September 2 2013, 11:44 AM BST

If you are a boy, do NOT wear ultra skinny jeans.

:O I'm doing that at the moment.

I'm sure you can carry it off. ;)

Although, are they also hanging halfway down your bum? If so, sort it out.

I don't even understand how boys can make tight jeans do that, but they do.

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Jeremy Packsman??.... 'You idiot, that was 18 century......

The only way to be cool is to not try to be cool.

Cool is much over-rated anyway. I prefer warm people.

Quote: Nogget @ September 2 2013, 12:25 PM BST

The only way to be cool is to not try to be cool.

Cool is much over-rated anyway. I prefer warm people.

But there are different types of "cool":

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Top one looks like a total dick.

But yes, true.

Quote: zooo @ September 2 2013, 12:33 PM BST

Top one looks like a total dick.

That.

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