Hello all,
Esteemed community members of the BCG, I have often wondered about how to be cool, brill, ace, part of The It Crowd. I thought it might be fun to seek some of your wisdom on this (and it's 9:00pm here and I'm not going out to play tonight so I am very bored 
). So, what would some of your suggestions be?
Sincerely yours,
Ben
Commit as many crimes as possible.
Also smoke. And do drugs.
Crimes of the heart? Is that cool?
edit: Canada doesn't have ASBOs, but these all seem like ace chaps/chappettes.
The one on the far right is the very definition of cool.
Ice cubes in pockets?....well guys here who are deemed 'cool' seem to have to have the Harry Styles look??, big hair-'Converse' trainers?.....the girls well, Kate Moss to Emily Watson?.....
One must have latest apple i-phone?.... drink 'Desperado'...followed by shot of Sambucca?.
Music; '.Emily Sande - 'One Direction- old 'Hawkwind'???
Food; Smoothies and Chille Wraps?..
Mind you this is downtown Manchester?.... not the Epicentre of taste?
Hope this is helpful?....from 'old bag' who just observes stuff?....x
Manchester? oh dear. Well, my cousin is definitely one of those you just described and he is a pretty cool kid (despite coming from Altrincham).
I'm not really into one direction... I can't even bring myself to use capitals in their name! If being cool is standing on a stage with four other hand picked guys, jostling and pushing each other to get centre shot in a camera then perhaps I can be cool after all.
addendum: Manchester is a lovely and thriving city, and I do not judge it what so ever. 
Carry a gun. And shoot people. In the face. Til they cry "I can't take anymore, please stop!".
Being yourself is the coolest thing.
Yeah.
Why the hell are you asking us lot?
If we were cool we wouldn't spend all day on the the Internet talking about things like George and Mildred
Quote: lofthouse @ September 1 2013, 6:56 PM BSTWhy the hell are you asking us lot?
If we were cool we wouldn't spend all day on the the Internet talking about things like George and Mildred
Yes, but I have my black sunglasses on while I'm posting about George & Mildred...that makes all the difference.
Quote: lofthouse @ September 1 2013, 6:56 PM BSTWhy the hell are you asking us lot?
If we were cool we wouldn't spend all day on the the Internet talking about things like George and Mildred
Quite. You might as well ask a chihuahua for advice on how to play the bagpipes.
I suggest that BenS sends a PM to David Smith for tips.
I get all I need from this guy.
