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Fletcher coming on for Sunderland. Seems he is fit again. He will score goals this season. Goal from Hatem Ben Arfa off an assist from Remy. Both ex Marseille. Had 'em both last season.

Promising week for Ricketts Utd, and Noscum also have a lot of scoring potential tomorrow.

Can I ask the panel: Ben Arfa is listed under B, so can I have him? Similarly, but not quite, Cazorla is listed as Santi Cazorla so presumably he counts as an S?

I appreciate other players don't have these dilemmas.

Ben Arfa yes
Santi Cazorla No

Or have whoever you want.

Thank you panel.

Another absolute disaster on the cards.

Elsewhere....Mirror, Metro, Mail......

All the teams I have selected entirely randomly have beaten me.

Halfway through the gameweek level with the great Gerry
But now we're wise to his sneaky subs I'll take that with a pinch of salt.
Well done the Ricketts as well joining us in joint second.

Yes I know we've not even finished the gameweek but I have to enjoy what I can when I can.

Did I do well this week or something? I didn't think I'd scored that highly. What a pleasant end to the day. Thanks.

Quote: Badge @ August 31 2013, 6:31 PM BST

Promising week for Ricketts Utd, and Noscum also have a lot of scoring potential tomorrow.

Can I ask the panel: Ben Arfa is listed under B, so can I have him? Similarly, but not quite, Cazorla is listed as Santi Cazorla so presumably he counts as an S?

I appreciate other players don't have these dilemmas.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to rule differently to Steve so you're going to need a casting panel vote (or do what you want).

As you probably know in Arabic 'ben' means 'son of' and 'bint' means 'daughter of' so you can't have him (or you can if you want). You can have Cazorla because Cazorla is the equivalent of his surname in English.

Chappers is going to get Zabaleta subbed on because Joe Cole didn't play, the jammy beggar.

My subs are too rubbish to get on.
I'm itching to do a transfer, but think it prudent to await the close of the window.

Oh well captaining Aguero home to Hull City was good on paper but of course matches aren't played on paper they're played on grass... and the grass is always greener on paper etc..

See what tomorrow brings but 11 points is a bitches' score.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 1 2013, 2:55 AM BST

My subs are too rubbish to get on.
I'm itching to do a transfer, but think it prudent to await the close of the window.

Dzeko out, presumably. Who would you bring in?

I want to raise some more funds.
So I was going to get rid of Nasri for a cheaper midfielder & change Joe Allen to someone useful at the same time
Dzeko can wait until I've got the cash to splash, and Lambert, the donkey.

I quite like Nasri, but I guess there are better options at £8m considering the rotation. I wouldn't want Allen or Brayford and I think Nolan is very overrated. Annoying that people have built up their team value with him - up to 7.3m now.

I think your team is pretty good Steve. What's the thinking behind the name?

I looked through the leagues for a bit of wordplay.
And having a name that meant Preston Beware or keep away tickled me at the time.

But I knew I could always McDonnell it by changing halfway through the season or keeping my subs secret.

As predicted. Dropping like a whores toga at a Roman orgy Teary It's time for one of these.

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Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 1 2013, 2:50 AM BST

I'm afraid I'm going to have to rule differently to Steve so you're going to need a casting panel vote (or do what you want).

As you probably know in Arabic 'ben' means 'son of' and 'bint' means 'daughter of' so you can't have him (or you can if you want). You can have Cazorla because Cazorla is the equivalent of his surname in English.

But then O'Shea would be an S.

I think I've got to go with how they are listed by Fantasy Football, right or wrong, as we are playing to their rules. Or just pick what I like.

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