Quote: Raymond Terrific @ August 30 2013, 11:19 PM BSTHas Sooty gone to bed?
He never sleeps he just sits on his roof spitting peanuts at the bats whilst conducting in depth critique on Jewish comedians with the moss on his tiles.
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What a guy
I love Sooty.
I also love your avatar, Ben. One of my favourite episodes: "Mr Flibble is very cross".
Quote: BenS @ August 30 2013, 11:42 PM BSTWhat a guy
Tis true. He was also best man at mine and LE's cyberspace wedding. However he had to be removed when he started licking the figurines on the cake.
Quote: roscoff @ August 30 2013, 11:47 PM BSTmine and LE's cyberspace wedding.
*Searches delicately for the right words.* Now, don't take this the wrong way honey. But on a scale of one to ten, how aware was L.E. of this wedding?
With ten being fully participant and one being in a drug induced coma/it only happening in your dreams?
Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 11:46 PM BSTI love Sooty.
I also love your avatar, Ben. One of my favourite episodes: "Mr Flibble is very cross".
Thankyou! "You want to fly on a magic carpet to speak to the King of the Potatoe People, and you're telling me you are not completely mad?" One of the best episodes from Red Dwarf.
Quote: Jennie @ August 30 2013, 11:53 PM BST*Searches delicately for the right words.* Now, don't take this the wrong way honey. But on a scale of one to ten, how aware was L.E. of this wedding?
With ten being fully participant and one being in a drug induced coma/it only happening in your dreams?
I'll have you know it's only in the last year have I fallen into drug induced coma's 
Aaron was maid of honour and Zooo did the flowers. Although dandelions were never my favourites.
Quote: roscoff @ August 31 2013, 12:04 AM BSTI'll have you know it's only in the last year have I fallen into drug induced coma's
Aaron was maid of honour and Zooo did the flowers. Although dandelions were never my favourites.
Consider yourself lucky, some starving children somewhere don't have dandelions!
We made a donation to the BCG Banned. Those who were banned from the site only to be confronted by having to return to reality and actually go 'outside'. Only in those days it was known as the 'British Sit-com Guide'. Less snappy don't you think?
This is like an episode of my current favourite show. 'Would I lie To You?'
'So David is it true or a lie?'
Who was the spokesperson? The face of the campaign?
I think Zooo was the matchmaker. I think she said something like 'You two! A match? F**k me silly! Or something like that. You know Zooo, she's kinda wild! Sorry. Matchbreaker!
Right that's me done. I never kiss and tell unless the monies right. Nos Da Pawb
Quote: BenS @ August 30 2013, 11:56 PM BST"You want to fly on a magic carpet to speak to the King of the Potatoe People, and you're telling me you are not completely mad?" One of the best episodes from Red Dwarf.
I love Cat's line: "I think our only hope's the Potato King"
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 30 2013, 11:37 PM BSTSootyJ wrote YWB on one of my sketches in critique.
Oh and then quoted one of my posts changing words to insinuate that I practiced bestiality.
I tried to use it as a chat up line but it didn't work.
Ywb goat f**ker