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Decoy Dolls

I have had this fab idea now, based on this.

Someone I know booked one of these ladies, to see if her man would take the bait. I actually got to see some pics & hear what was said. I was pissing myself with laughter. The whole thing was ridic.

First off, her man is as ugly as you can get. He is FUGLY. The woman they sent in, was Phwoargeous. So Fugly is at the bar when Phwoargeous approaches & starts chatting him up.

If I could type everything that was said I swear I would. Just for you all to read it.

In a nutshell Phwoargeous places herself on a plate & Fugly eventually agrees to meet her for a date.
There is no proof he would turn up. There is no real requirement for him to mention his partner. Fugly is just thinking he is getting chatted up & having a bit of banter.
Poor ol Fugly is now neck deep in shit. Poor ol someone I know, is convinced her man is a serial womaniser & is a stud in all other womens eyes.

I feel a sketch coming on now.
Names protected so as not to reveal the true identities of the Twats involved.

Well, let's start off with "Fugly" - would his name in fact be "David"?

Hmmmmm! He did look similar.

Quote: Aaron @ February 16, 2008, 9:39 AM

Well, let's start off with "Fugly" - would his name in fact be "David"?

Rolling eyes

Those ladies are called honey traps.
Honey Trap would be a great name for a sitcom.

Quote: zooo @ February 16, 2008, 1:57 PM

Those ladies are called honey traps.
Honey Trap would be a great name for a sitcom.

You up for that one Charley?

But Decoy Dolls is great too, now that I see that's what you were probably getting at with the thread title...:)

Great potential as a sitcom!

Quote: David Chapman @ February 16, 2008, 2:01 PM

You up for that one Charley?

I suppose it would be rude not too David.
Let's work out how to do the one we are doing RIGHT though first. :)

Quote: Charley @ February 16, 2008, 7:09 PM

I suppose it would be rude not too David.
Let's work out how to do the one we are doing RIGHT though first. :)

Does that mean we're actually going to concentrate on something?

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